The Boss Caillou Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Narrator: My name is Lincoln Loud. I had the greatest parents ever.
 * Dexter's Mom: Rise and shine!
 * Dexter's Dad: It's take your kid to work day.
 * Lincoln Loud: Really?
 * Narrator: It was just the three of us, the Templetons. Life was perfect until that one fateful day.
 * Dexter's Mom: Lincoln, look who's here!
 * Dexter's Dad: Meet your new baby brother.
 * (Caillou Screams Clip)
 * Lincoln Loud: He's taking over the whole house! Look at him! He wears a suit.
 * Dexter's Mom: He's like a little man.
 * Lincoln Loud: He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's... Oh, I don't know. A little freaky?
 * Dexter's Dad: Well, you carried Lamb-Lamb around until you were like...
 * Lincoln Loud: This is not about Lamb-Lamb!
 * Trust me, one day, you're going to love him with all of your heart.
 * Lincoln Loud: Never!
 * (Lincoln Loud Clip): I'm making great progress with parents already. Oh, the usual procedure. Sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. They're very disoriented.
 * Caillou: But I think the kid might be on to me.
 * Lincoln Loud: Hands up, Caillou!
 * Caillou: Aah! Poop duty!
 * Lincoln Loud: (Screaming)
 * Caillou: I've gotta deal with the K-I-D.
 * Lincoln loud: You can talk!
 * Caillou: Uh... Goo goo ga ga.
 * Lincoln Loud: No, you can really talk!
 * Caillou: Fine. I can talk. Now lets see if you can listen. Get me a double espresso, and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. Get yourself a little something.
 * (Caillou is...)
 * (Title Card Shows Up: The Boss Caillou)
 * Lincoln Loud: Who are you?
 * Caillou: Let's just say, I'm the boss.
 * Lincoln Loud: Just wait till Mom and Dad find out about this.
 * Caillou: Power nap! You were saying?