Strange Magic (Disney and Sega Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * Oh: (Gasps)
 * Betty: (Gasps)
 * Tweezle Dee: (Gasps)
 * Baron Greenback: That is the ugliest creature I have ever seen and it was naked!
 * Betty's Dad: (Yells) I'm going to destroy you!
 * Baron Greenback: No need to worry. I will protect the kingdom. My hair is doing that thing we both love.
 * James: Whoa!
 * Barnacles Bear: Nobody ever goes into the dark forest!
 * Betty: I'm not afraid of them.
 * Baron Greenback: Let's ride!
 * Oh: An army approaches.
 * Betty's Dad: Sound the alarm.
 * Duck: (Spitting)
 * Fern Arable: The potion is dangerous.
 * Betty's Dad: It destroys order. I want it!
 * Barnacles Bear: (Screaming)
 * Fern Arable: You should see your face! Wait! I can show you.
 * Anna: (Screaming)
 * Flynn Rider: (Screams)
 * Neptuna: Wild thing.
 * Betty: Fern Arable! Release my sister!
 * Betty's Dad: Give me the potion by moon down, or you'll never see your sister again!
 * Barnacles Bear: We must rescue Dawn, who's with me? Boris, prepare to be shaken.
 * Bongo: Uh-oh!
 * Betty: You wanted adventure, you got it.
 * Baron Greenback: Thank you, tiny rabbit.
 * Thomas: Huh?
 * Barnacles Bear: Spit!
 * Betty's Dad: Meet my mother.
 * Miss Piggy: Don't you have a comb?
 * Baron Greenback: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Oh, I think I got one of your antenna.
 * Betty's Dad: You fight well!
 * Betty: I wish I could say the same for you!
 * Betty's Dad: What do you mean?
 * Betty: I don't know, I was expecting... more.
 * Betty's Dad: What?
 * Barnacles Bear: Just kill me now! Make it quick!
 * Thomas: (Roaring)
 * Betty's Dad: Bring me the prisoner! No eating!
 * All: Oh.
 * Betty's Dad: Oh!
 * Oh: Oh.