The Fox's New Groove (Thomas O'Malley Style) Trailer


 * (Thomas O'Malley Productions shows up)
 * Narrator: Long ago in the faraway land, (Thunder) it was a prosperous kingdom, (Thunderclap) rule by a young Deer...
 * Robin Hood/Human Kuzco: Ha! Boom baby!
 * Top Cat/Theme Song Guy: Oh yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation,
 * Narrator: He had a serious attitude.
 * Robin Hood/Human Kuzco: You threw off my groove!
 * Joe/1st Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the deer's groove.
 * Courage/Old Man: Sorry!
 * Narrator: And evil advisor
 * Robin Hood/Human Kuzco: By the way, you're fired.
 * Sally Ratmousen/Yzma: I'll take over and rule the empire!
 * Narrator: With one major problem,
 * Sally Ratmousen/Yzma: I'll just poison him with this!
 * Robin Hood/Human Kuzco: Ah, Hey Blu,can you top me off, pal? Be a friend?
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: Heh heh
 * Sally Ratmousen/Yzma: A Dog?! He's supposed to be dead!
 * Thomas O'Malley/Kronk: Yeah, weird.
 * Sally Ratmousen/Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job!
 * Narrator: Now, it's only hope it's a hobble pestions.
 * Tom/Pacha: Demon Mouse
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: Demon Mouse! Where?
 * Dixie/Misty: Aah!
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: Aah! You kidnapped me
 * Tom/Pacha: Why would I kidnap a Mouse?
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
 * Tom/Pacha: What?
 * Sally Ratmousen/Yzma: Tell me The Deer is dead?
 * Tyke/Kuzco: Ow!
 * Thomas O'Malley/Kronk: Well, he's not as dead as we would've hoped.
 * Tyke/Kuzco: Uh-oh.
 * Pipkin/Bucky: (Chatters)
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: No, no. No, no, no, no.
 * Pipkin/Bucky: (Chatters)
 * (Loud Pop!)
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: Ha!
 * (Gasps)
 * (Gremlins Roaring)
 * Tyke/Kuzco: Aah! Aah! Aah!
 * Tom/Pacha: Aah-eee! Aah! Aah! Yee-aah!
 * Tyke/Kuzco: Aah!
 * Tom/Pacha: Don't worry, your Highness. I gotcha. You're safe now. or not.
 * Tyke/Kuzco: No touchy. Ooh!
 * Tom/Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
 * Tyke/Kuzco: Now I feel really bad. Bad Mouse
 * Narrator: This holiday season,
 * Tom/Pacha: Oh, why me?
 * Narrator: The Deer's got a new look,
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: Aah!
 * Narrator: A new partner,
 * Tom/Pacha: We're gonna have to work together to get out of this!
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: Ow! You did that on purpose, You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult.
 * Narrator: And a brand new groove.
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: Scorpions! Aah ha ha!
 * Tom/Pacha: Tyke! Uhh! Aah!
 * Tyke/Kuzco: Aah! Oh, no!
 * Narrator: Thomas O'Malley presents,
 * Tyke/Kuzco: Look at me and my bad self. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
 * Narrator: The Fox's New Groove.
 * Tyke/Kuzco: Whoo hoo hoo!
 * Tom/Pacha: Uh-oh.
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
 * Tom/Pacha: Yep.
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
 * Tom/Pacha: Most likely.
 * Tyke/Llama Kuzco: Bring it on. Boo-yah!
 * Narrator: December 2000 in Youtube Everywhere.