The Digi-Emperor's New Groove Trailer 2/Transcript

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Don LaFontaine/Narrator:  Long ago, in a faraway land... (thunder) There was a prosperous kingdom, (thunder) ruled by a young emperor...

Tagiru/Human Kuzco: HA! BOOM BABY!

Tome Jones/Theme Song Guy: Oh yeah! He's the sovriegn lord of the nation...

LaFontaine/Narrator:  He had a serious attitude...

Tagiru/Human Kuzco: You threw of my groove!

Smithers/Guard:  I'm sorry but you two have thrown off the emperor's groove!

Duckman/Old Man: DWAAAHHH!!

Cornfed/2nd Old Man: Sorry!

LaFontaine/Narrator:  An evil advisor...

Tagiru/Human Kuzco: By the way, you're fired.

Mom/Yzma:  I'll take over and rule the empire!

LaFontaine/Narrator: And one major problem.

Mom/Yzma: I'll just poison him with this!

Tagiru/Human Kuzco:  Hey Walt, Larry, Igner! Could you top me off pals, be a couple of friends?

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: Heh heh.

Mom/Yzma: An Agumon?! He's supposed to be DEAD!!!!

Larry/Kronk:  Yeah, weird.

Mom/Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job!

LaFontaine/Narrator: Now, his only hope is a humble peasant.

Marcus/Pacha: DIGI-DEMON!

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: Digi-Demon? Where?

Agumon/Misty:  AAAHHHH!!

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! You kidnapped me!