Sausage Party (TongueSpeakingFool Style) Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript

 * Supermarket Announcer: Welcome, shoppers.
 * Katie (The Secret Life of Pets)/Woman: Ketchup, mustard, ooh, sausages and buns.
 * Oh (Home)/Frank: Stand up straight, boys! Hey, look at this we’ve got one.
 * Thomas The Tank Engine/Potato: Yes, we’re chosen!
 * Josh (Postman Pat: The Movie)/Troy: Pick us!
 * Jośe Carioca/Barry: Yes!
 * Oh (Home)/Frank: Oh yeah!
 * Disgust/Brenda: Oh! We've been chosen together!
 * Oh (Home)/Frank: Hey, Disgust, you and me.
 * Disgust/Brenda: I’m so happy the gods put our packages together.
 * Oh (Home)/Frank: It’s because we belong together.
 * Disgust/Brenda: It’s like we were made for each other.
 * Oh (Home)/Frank: Get ready, boys!
 * Flop (Bing)/Carl: It feels amazing.
 * Thomas The Tank Engine/Potato: Oh, yes! I’m the first to enter eternity.
 * Flop (Bing)/Carl: Whoa-oh! SpongeBob, way to go, buddy!
 * Thomas The Tank Engine/Potato (singing): The pipes, the pipes are calling…
 * Thomas The Tank Engine/Potato: Jesus! F*ck! Ooh, me skin! She’s peeling me f*cking skin!
 * Flop (Bing)/Carl: What the f*ck!
 * Baby Kermit/Baby Carrot: For the love of shit, run!
 * Katie (The Secret Life of Pets)/Woman: Whoops.
 * Percy The Small Engine/Baby Carrot: I want my mommy!
 * Flop (Bing)/Carl: They’re eating children! F*cking children!
 * Alfred (Johnson and Friends)/Firewater: So you have learned the terrible truth.
 * Oh (Home)/Frank: I gotta tell everyone.
 * Alfred (Johnson and Friends)/Firewater: No one will believe you.
 * Mighty Mouse/Frank: I have to try, everyone will die otherwise.
 * Alfred (Johnson and Friends)/Firewater: Oh, yeah, that’s a good point. F*ck me, right?
 * Johnny (Sing (2016))/Sammy Bagel Jr.: Run for your f*cking lives!
 * Kermit THe Frog/Twinks: Once you see that sh*t, it’ll f*ck you up for life. Good luck. Have fun.