Childrens vs. Galaxy Cats Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Clara: (Sigh)
 * Narrator: If Clara thinks her special day will be easy.
 * Clara: Ugh! I think I just got hit by a meteorite.
 * Narrator: She's in for a big...
 * Squidward: Clara, you're, like,really glowing.
 * Narrator: Big...
 * Clara: This can't be happening.
 * Narrator: Big surprise!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: This is impossible!
 * Dodger: Whoa!
 * Daphne Blake: Here comes the bride!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: Hello? What's going on?
 * King Triton: The name is King Triton. Over the last 50 years, I have captured cartoons.
 * Gadget Hackwrench: But I don't belong here. I'm not a veggie!
 * Monsters (SpongeBob SquarePants Movie): Whoa!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: Sorry.
 * King Triton: Say hello to Rango!
 * Thomas: Hola.
 * King Triton: Here we have Paddington Bear.
 * Paddington Bear: Finally, some action. Cha-cha! Ninja! Ha! Ow!
 * King Triton: This handsome fellow is Orinoco
 * Orinoco: (Laughing) (Yells)
 * King Triton: We call this thing Berk.
 * Berk: Hi, there!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: Yuck!
 * Paddington Bear: She's speechless.
 * Berk: She? A boy. Look at his boobies.
 * Paddingtion Bear: We need to have a talk.
 * Narrator: From the creators of Orinoco and The Magic Village and Tobermory Pat The Movie.
 * Maxiums I.Q. : Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. However, but most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. Plankton out.
 * Tito: Count Duckula, what do we do?
 * Count Duckula: Boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants.
 * Patrick Star and SpongeBob SquarePants: Ew!
 * Narrator: When villains attack...
 * King Triton: We need raw power! We need... cartoons.
 * Narrator: These guys got your back.
 * Berk: Ah! My back! Just kidding! I don't have a back! Welcome! We're here to destroy you!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: I can't fight that thing. I'm hyperventilating. (Panting) Does anybody have a giant paper bag?
 * Orinoco: Foot!
 * Berk: I got him, you guys! I got...
 * Narrator: On July 3rd.
 * Maxiums I.Q. : Let the birth of my new planet, begin!
 * Narrator: From Disney and Sega.
 * Gadget Hackwrench: Guys, we're a team.
 * Paddington Bear: And we're gonna take that villain down! (Groans) Papa's a little out of shape.
 * Narrator: The most eye-popping event of the year.
 * Maxiums I.Q.: You'll never defeat me! What the Flagnard?!
 * Narrator: It's coming in 3D.
 * Paddington Bear: Wow!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: Aah! Berk! Sorry.
 * Berk: I was staring at this bird over there.
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega's Childrens vs. Galaxy Cats.
 * Olaf: Hi. You can call me Olaf. Did I come on too strong? I'm a little rusty. Oh, I feel so stupid. I think that JELL-O gave me a fake phone number.