Captain Eagle: The First Epic Movie Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Kion: What is happening right now?
 * Bunga: I don't know. Let's try and leave and see what happens.
 * Kion: Wow, that's an expensive door.
 * Bunga: Mm-hmm.
 * Narrator: From the studio that brought you Bolt (Shrek), Creature Age and Character Story.
 * Kion: Hi, I'm Kion, and this is my best friend Bunga.
 * Bunga: We just make comics and try to make each other laugh.
 * Kion: And this old guy is Mr. Kristoff.
 * Jack Frost: Kion, Bunga!
 * Kion: He's the worst principal in the world.
 * (Peanuts Characters Laughing Clip)
 * Jack Frost: Ever since you've attended to school, you've been responsible for one prank after another.
 * (Jack Frost Hit a Snowball Clip)
 * (Shere Khan Growling Clip)
 * Kion: Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
 * Bunga: Like that tiger?
 * Kion: Oh, that tiger was crazy.
 * Jack Frost: I told you I would get you one day. I'm going to have you two placed in separate classes! I'm going to annihilate the friendship!
 * Bunga: Kion, do something!
 * Kion: Put the pen down, Mr. Kristoff, or we'll hypnotize you.
 * Bunga: What's happening?
 * Kion: I don't know! When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
 * Kion and Bunga: You are now the amazing Po!
 * Mighty Eagle: Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 * Kion: I honestly didn't think it would happen.
 * Narrator: This summer.
 * Mighty Eagle: Come, sidekick!
 * Bunga: We gotta stop him!
 * Kion: Why?
 * Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story): Out of the road, bozo!
 * Mighty Eagle: Why, thank you, vehicle person.
 * Kion: Yeah, we should probably go get him.
 * Narrator: Their greatest creation...
 * Bunga: Po, you can't actually fly!
 * Mighty Eagle: I take to the sky like an ostrich!
 * (Cinderella and Prince Clip)
 * Kion: Wow, he is super dumb.
 * Narrator: Is now their biggest problem.
 * Mighty Eagle: Stand down, you monster! I think I'm starting to tire him out!
 * Narrator: Based on the worldwide phenomenon.
 * Francis E. Francis (The Boss Baby): Hiya, class! I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda!
 * Jack Frost: Guys, I totally got this.
 * Francis E. Francis (The Boss Baby): Yeah, totally he's got it.
 * Narrator: Kion, Jack Frost, Bunga, Francis E. Francis.
 * Bunga: When it's cut altogether like that, you really get a sense of the scope.
 * Narrator: Captain Panda: The First Epic Movie.
 * Mighty Eagle: Poor soul, you're trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison!
 * Bunga: Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this?
 * Kion: Yes and no.
 * Mighty Eagle: I will set you free!
 * Kion: But mostly yes.