The LEGO Movie (Disney and Sega Animal Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * Oliver; Good morning apartment! Ready to start the day! Jumpin' Jacks! Hit 'em! One! Two! Three! I am so pumped up! Yes! Overpriced coffee!
 * Dodger: That is 37 dollars.
 * Orinoco: Awesome! Oh my gosh! I love this song! Arghhh no! Guys, wait up! Where am I?
 * Nellie: Come with me if you wanna not die.
 * Orinoco: What is happening?
 * Nellie: You are the Special. And the prophecy states that you are the most important person in the universe. That's you, right?
 * Orinoco: Yes! That's me!
 * Paddington: Relax everybody. I'm here.
 * Orinoco: Paddington Bear? AWESOME!
 * Troublesome Trucks: Who are you here to see?
 * Paddington: I'm here to see your butt.
 * Troublesome Trucks: Oh my gosh..
 * Paddington: Pow! Wham! First try!
 * Bob: My fellow Master Builders.
 * Bongo: Hello!
 * Bob: Maximus I.Q. plans to end the world as we know it. There is yet one hope. The Special has arisen.
 * Orinoco: I know what you are thinking. He is the least qualified person to lead us. And you are right!
 * Tidyup: A House divided against itself will be better than this.
 * Orinoco: Tidyup! I am not the Special. I'm just a regular normal guy!
 * Nellie: You have the ability to be the Special because I believe in you.
 * Maximus I.Q.: Trucks! Destroy him!
 * Nellie: Aloha loser!
 * Paddington: We'll wing it. It's a bat-pun.
 * Verminious Snaptrap: Take him to the melting chamber.
 * Orinoco: Isn't there supposed to also be a good man?
 * Dudley Puppy: Hi Buddy? Would you like a glass of water?
 * Orinoco: Yeah actually.
 * Verminious Snaptrap: Too bad!
 * Bob: We're entering your mind.
 * Orinoco: What?
 * Nellie: I don't think he has ever had an original thought.
 * Orinoco: That's not true! Introducing the double-decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!
 * Nellie: That's literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
 * Bob: Let me handle this. That idea is just the worst.
 * Paddington Bear: To the Bat Mobile! Dang it!
 * Rita: To the Invisible Jet! Dang it!