Sausage Party (Disney and Sega Style) Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript

 * Grocery Store Announcer: Welcome, shoppers.
 * Belle/Woman: Ketchup, mustard, ooh, sausages and buns.
 * Amos Mouse/Frank: Stand up straight, boys! Hey, look at this we’ve got one.
 * E.B./Potato: Yes, we’re chosen!
 * Kermit the Frog/Troy: Pick us!
 * Basil/Barry: Yes!
 * Amos Mouse/Frank: Oh yeah!
 * Tinkerbell/Brenda: Amos! We've been chosen together!
 * Amos Mouse/Frank: Hey, Tinkerbell, you and me.
 * Tinkerbell/Brenda: I’m so happy the gods put our packages together.
 * Amos Mouse/Frank: It’s because we belong together.
 * Tinkerbell/Brenda: It’s like we were made for each other.
 * Amos Mouse/Frank: Get ready, boys!
 * Danny/Carl: It feels amazing.
 * E.B./Potato: Oh, yes! I’m the first to enter eternity.
 * Danny/Carl: Whoa-oh! E.B., way to go, buddy!
 * E.B./Potato (singing): The pipes, the pipes are calling…
 * E.B./Potato: Jesus! Fuck! Ooh, me skin! She’s peeling me fucking skin!
 * Danny/Carl: What the fuck!
 * Olivia/Baby Carrot: For the love of shit, run!
 * Belle/Woman: Whoops.
 * Tanya/Baby Carrot: I want my mommy!
 * Danny/Carl: They’re eating children! Fucking children!
 * Paddington Bear/Guacamole: So you have learned the terrible truth.
 * Amos Mouse/Frank: I gotta tell everyone.
 * Paddington Bear/Guacamole: No one will believe you.
 * Amos Mouse/Frank: I have to try, everyone will die otherwise.
 * Paddington Bear/Guacamole: Oh, yeah, that’s a good point. Fuck me, right?
 * Pikachu/Sammy Bagel Jr.: Run for your fucking lives!
 * Tigger/Douche: Once you see that shit, it’ll fuck you up for life. Good luck. Have fun.