Mr Zozi and Link Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Narrator: For Mr. Zozi, the only thing harder than being the world's most extraordinary Pirate...
 * Link.: Is the president coming to dinner again?
 * Zozi: You'll see. The Knightsons! Welcome to our happy home.
 * Narrator: Is being an ordinary dad.
 * Link: She hates me!
 * Zozi: Share your interests. Tell a witty anecdote. Make it work! Don't tell her about the WABAC!
 * Link: He calls it the WABAC.
 * Zelda: It's a time machine. Wow!
 * Link: Now that we've seen it, maybe we should go back.
 * Zelda: Nope.
 * Zozi: Link, Zelda. Why are you two dressed like ancient Greeks?
 * Link: I lost her in Ancient Egypt!
 * Zelda: And I got engaged to Gumball and then we ran out of gas.
 * Link: In Ancient Troy!
 * Zozi: You used the WABAC?
 * Link: Yeah. She was into it.
 * Zozi: Oh, my...
 * Narrator: Now...
 * Zozi: Oh, dear.
 * Narrator: He's taking family time...
 * Zozi: You used time travel improperly.
 * Narrator: To another dimension.
 * Zozi: We must rewrite history in order to save the universe! Ancient Egypt.
 * Link: Boy, your hand is cold, Mr. Zozi.
 * Zozi: Link, that's not my hand.
 * Link: (Yells) (Screams)
 * Zozi: That's disarming.
 * Kronk: Heroes of Greece.
 * Wasabi: Someone left this for us!
 * Kronk: A present! Nice. It looks just like our horse.
 * Wasabi: Should I bring it inside?
 * Kronk: It'd be rude not to.
 * Animals: Oh!
 * Zozi: Zozi, here.
 * Kronk: (Laughs) I did not see that coming!
 * Narrator: This March...
 * Zelda: How do you take off?
 * Link: You just pull down that lever.
 * Zelda: This one?'
 * Link: Oh, boy. (Yells)
 * Narrator: The most amazing pirate of all time...
 * Zozi: Hang on!
 * Narrator: Is leaving his mark...
 * Link: (Screaming)
 * Narrator: On history.
 * Zozi: Wreck-It Ralph.
 * Zelda: Thumbelina?
 * Wreck-It Ralph: I am halfway done with the painting, she won't even smile.
 * Zozi: Perhaps, I can be of assistance. Is everyone amused? It seems we've ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.
 * Baron Greenback: Drop the saber and step away from the futuristic orb!
 * Percival C. McLeach: I take orders from no man! Oohlala!
 * Kronk: (Laughs) Take it easy, bro.
 * Narrator: Mr. Zozi & Link
 * Zozi: Why can't children be so simple?
 * Wreck it Ralph: Children are not machines, Zozi. I tried to build one. It was creepy.
 * Orinoco: Papa. Mama.