Hotel Transylvania (Disney and Sega Style) Trailer/Transcript

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 * Eddy: Beautiful May-vay. With Daddy you will stay. And if a human tries to harm you I'll simply say... Because you're Daddy's girl.
 * Sophie: (Giggling)
 * Eddy: Ever since she was born, I wanted to protect my little supergirl. So I created a place where all monsters could be safe. From them!
 * Pearl Pureheart: Humans hate us. They're vicious. And they're very loud!
 * Betty Barrett: Dad, everyone here is ancient.
 * Belle (Beauty and The Beast): N-27.
 * Mrs. Twombly (Littlest Pet Shop): N-27.
 * Betty Barrett: I wanna go out and see the world.
 * Eddy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, honey. You're too young.
 * Cream The Rabbit: I'm 18 years old.
 * (Cream Sad Clip): Don't give me the pouty bunny face.
 * (Meet The Feebles Characters Clip): This is Hotel Transylvania.
 * (Thomas & Friends Characters): All of our monster friends are right here.
 * (Larry Clip from "VeggieTales"): The Cucumber.
 * (Car Stopped): Orinoco the Womble.
 * Weelington: (Barking)
 * Nellie The Elephant: Ah.
 * Orinoco: Yeah, it's a mess back there.
 * Eddy: And your Uncle Krabs' dropping in, too. Housekeeping!
 * Noah Parker: Hello?
 * Eddy: A human! How did you find this place?
 * Noah Parker: Oh, I was just mountain climbing with some dudes, and heard this story about an awesome castle. Speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it. Look at these cool costumes. Check it out! I'm a Franken-homie. What's your name?
 * Betty Barrett: My name's Betty.
 * Beast: Gru's daughter's in love!
 * Baron Greenback: With a human!
 * Sinister Mouse: (Laughing)
 * Eddy: Go to a corner, you're in a timeout!
 * Noah Parker: I'm a grown man!
 * Betty Barrett: Seriously, Dad?
 * The Grand Duke of Owl: You are coming with us.
 * Noah Parker: I'm staying!
 * The Grand Duke of Owl: Why did that hurt me?
 * Noah Parker: Out of the way, grandpa.
 * Eddy: Stay away from my daughter!
 * Noah Parker: I think your dad's really starting to like me. Whoa! Hi.
 * Narrator: Hotel Transylvania (Disney and Sega Style).
 * Eddy: Now go and never return.
 * Noah Parker: Wait, never return to the hotel?
 * Eddy: What? I just used my powers to erase your memory. I looked straight into your eyes.
 * Noah Parker: Oh, maybe it's the contact lenses.
 * Eddy: The what?
 * Noah Parker: Here, let me just try and get them out real quick.
 * Eddy: Oh, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen!
 * Noah Parker: Almost got it.