The Cartoons (2011) Trailer/Transcript

Trailer 1

 * Danger Mouse/Kermit the Frog (offscreen): We're trying to get the old gang back together again.
 * Cartoons/Muppet (offscreen): We haven't done this in a long time.
 * Danger Mouse/Kermit the Frog (offscreen): Your fans never left you. The world hasn't forgotten.
 * Cartoons/Muppet (offscreen): Sure it's impossible, but we've got to try. It's time to play the music.
 * Bobby Santiago/Gary: It's time to light the lights.
 * Lori Loud/Mary: It's time to meet the Cartoons.
 * (Fish Cheering "SpongeBob SquarePants" Clip)
 * Danger-Mouse/Kermit the Frog: Come on guys, let's go.
 * Paddington Bear/Fozzie Bear: Wow, I can't believe we're all back together.
 * Bobby Santiago/Gary: Yeah! Sorry, I'm just super excited.
 * Danger-Mouse/Kermit the Frog: The Cartoons have always been about artistic integrity, not cheap tricks.
 * Paddington Bear/Fozzie Bear: Check it out-- fart shoes.
 * [Fart sounds]
 * Lori Loud/Mary: This is going to be really short movie.
 * Jeopardy Mouse/Miss Piggy: Oh look, what's that over there.
 * Princess Fiona (Shrek)/Miss Poogy: Oh what?
 * Jeopardy Mouse/Miss Piggy: Hi-yah!
 * Frank (Sausage Party)/Bobo: Ow, ow
 * Orinoco/Walter: Throw me over.
 * Lori Loud/Mary: I think that's an electric fence.
 * [Screaming]
 * Lori Loud/Mary: It's an electric fence.
 * Bobby Santiago/Gary: Yup.
 * Danger-Mouse/Kermit the Frog: Maybe you don't need the whole world to love you, you know? Maybe you just need one person.
 * Jeopardy Mouse/Miss Piggy: Oh, Danger. Danger, Danger, Danger!
 * Orinoco/Kermit the Frog: I don't care what anybody says. I believe in you-- and you.
 * Ed/Swedish Chef: Huh?
 * [Applause]
 * [Radio Playing]
 * Chip (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers)/Sgt. Floyd Pepper: You think we should've rented a bigger car?
 * Narrator: This Thanksgiving.
 * Ethelred/Gonzo: [Scream] Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaa!
 * Narrator: There's no movie like a Cartoon movie. Bobby Santiago, Lori Loud, Danger Mouse, and Jeopardy Mouse.
 * Jeopardy Mouse/Miss Piggy: Ow, that hurt.
 * Narrator: The Cartoons.