A Children's Life Trailer/Transcript

Transcript:

 * Orinoco: Hello!
 * Narrator: From the creators of Children Story
 * Paddington: To infinity...
 * Orinoco: And beyond!
 * Narrator: Comes an all-new motion picture event. Disney and Sega Productions presents, A Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures film.
 * Chip: No! Dale, no! Don't look at the light!
 * Dale: I can't help it! It's so beautiful! (Screams)
 * Oil Can Harry: Now, let me tell you how things are supposed to work. The childrens pick the food, the cats eat the food. It's a character-eat-character world out there. Someone could get hurt.
 * Danny: He's quite the motivational speaker, isn't he?
 * Oil Can Harry: Let's ride!
 * Danny: (Laughing) Ooh!
 * Miss Lilly: It's the same, year after year. They come, they eat, they leave. That's our lot in life. It's not a lot, but it's our life. (Laughs)
 * Mighty Mouse: I've got an idea! We could find bigger characters to come here and fight!
 * Miss Lilly: Now, why didn't I think of that? Oh! Because it's suicide!
 * Narrator: What they needed was some help?
 * (All Screaming)
 * Mighty Mouse: You're perfect!
 * Narrator: What they got...
 * Coconuts: Popcorn! Stale popcorn!
 * Narrator: Was a bunch of crowns?
 * (Both): Hey!
 * Jeremy: We're losing the audience! Get out there now!
 * Dodger: They'll only laugh at me.
 * Jeremy: That's because you're a clown!
 * Dodger: You parasite.
 * Mighty Mouse: Circus childrens?
 * Alvin and Simon: Hey!
 * Mighty Mouse: I thought you were warriors.
 * Ruffles: Hey, cutie! Wanna pollinate with a real children?
 * Roger Rabbit: So, being a smart boy automatically makes me a boy!
 * Bert: Christ!
 * Junior: He's a guy!
 * Dodger: Come on, Roger Rabbit, You're making the flys and spiders cry.
 * Pearl Pureheart: Mighty Mouse!
 * Mighty Mouse: (Chuckles Nervously)
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega Productions presents,
 * Roger Rabbit: (Screaming)
 * Mighty Mouse: I'm desperate!
 * Dodger: I couldn't tell.
 * Narrator: A Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures film,
 * Pearl Pureheart: This was not supposed to happen.
 * Oil Can Harry: Squish 'em.
 * Mighty Mouse: (Mighty Mouse Screaming)
 * Kismet: (Screeching)
 * Goofy: (Screams)
 * Paddington: Run for your lives!
 * Narrator: An epic,
 * Goofy: I think I'm going to wet myself.
 * Narrator: of miniature proportions.
 * Mighty Mouse: Rain! We are serve cats! from the colony, and for oppressed ants everywhere!
 * (All Cheering)
 * Ruffles: Hello there, girly children.
 * Roger Rabbit: Shoo, crow. Don't bother me.
 * Narrator: A Children's Life, coming to theatres, this thanksgiving.
 * Roger Rabbit: Hey! Turn your butt off!