Wreck-It Po Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): My name’s Po. I’m gonna wreck it! For thirty years I’ve been doing this.
 * Emmet Brickowski: I can fix it!
 * Shrek: It starts to feel hard to love your job when no one else seems to like you for doing it.
 * Shifu (Kung Fu Panda): You’re just the bad guy who wrecks the building.
 * Emmet Brickowski: Aah!
 * Emmet Brickowski: I’m okay! I’m okay.
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): If I’m honest with myself, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
 * Kai (Kung Fu Panda 3): Po, you are bad guy. But this does not mean you’re bad guy.
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): I don’t want to be the bad guy anymore.
 * Emmet Brickowski: Po abandoned his game.
 * Annoucer: Welcome to Game Central Station.
 * The Kittens (The Aristocats): Bad guy coming!
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): Everything changes now.
 * Aunt Fan (Robots): Where’s Po?
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): Sorry, Q*bert. Me, Po.
 * (Emmet Brickowski Speaks Q*bert Accent)
 * Emmet Brickowski: Shrek's gone to Hero’s Duty?
 * Wyldstyle/Lucy: Fear is a four-letter word, ladies. You want to go P.P. in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself.
 * Rainbow Dash: Hi, mister! You’re not from here, are you?
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): Sugar Rush?
 * Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective): You’re game jumping?
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): Hey!
 * Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective): You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you? You hit a guy, with glasses. That’s well-played!
 * Aunt Fan (Robots): Without Po, we’re doomed!
 * Fender (Robots): They’re gonna pull our plug!
 * Rainbow Dash: What’s that?
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): A Medal, I earned it in Hero’s duty.
 * Rainbow Dash: Bff!
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): It’s not that kind of duty!
 * Rainbow Dash: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero’s Doody!
 * Snowball (The Secret Life of Pets): We can’t change who we are.
 * Mechanikat (Krypto The Superdog): You can’t mess with the program, Po.
 * Ed (The Lion King): (Grunts)
 * Rainbow Dash: Everyone here says I’m just a mistake.
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): Are you ready for this? I will not leave you here alone.
 * Snowball (The Secret Life of Pets): Let’s close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation.
 * Baron von Cavitus (3-2-1 Penguins!): I’m bad,
 * Hector (Coco): (Yelling)
 * The Storm King (My Little Pony: The Movie): and that’s good.
 * Dr. Eggman Robotnik (Sonic Boom): I will never be good,
 * Fidget (The Great Mouse Detective): No no no no
 * Kai (Kung Fu Panda 3): and that’s not bad.
 * Kawasiki (Kirby Right Back At Ya!): Hold that thought.
 * Dr. Screwloose (UMIGO): There’s no one I’d rather be than me.
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): Hey-o!
 * Emmet Brickowski: Why do I fix everything I touch?
 * Wyldstyle/Lucy: Its makes your mommas proud time.
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): I love my momma! Oh well, the cops!
 * Heff (The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh): Hold still, Ow!
 * Stan (The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh): Take that!
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda): What are you doing?
 * Kai (Kung Fu Panda 3): One game at a time, Po.