The Toon Movie Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * Junior (Storks); Good morning apartment! Ready to start the day! Jumpin' Jacks! Hit 'em! One! Two! Three! I am so pumped up! Yes! Overpriced coffee!
 * Guy (The Croods): That is 37 dollars.
 * Junior (Storks): Awesome! Oh my gosh! I love this song! Arghhh no! Guys, wait up! Where am I?
 * Moana: Come with me if you wanna not die.
 * Junior (Storks): What is happening?
 * Moana: You are the Special. And the prophecy states that you are the most important person in the universe. That's you, right?
 * Junior (Storks): Yes! That's me!
 * Jack Frost: Relax everybody. I'm here.
 * Junior (Storks): Jack Frost? AWESOME!
 * Shen's Wolf Army: Who are you here to see?
 * Missing Link: I'm here to see your butt.
 * Shen's Wolf Army: Oh my gosh!
 * Missing Link: Pow! Wham! First try!
 * (Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Clip): My fellow Master Builders.
 * SpongeBob: Hello!
 * Thomas Edison: Lord Shen plans to end the world as we know it. There is yet one hope. The Special has arisen.
 * Junior (Storks): I know what you are thinking. He is the least qualified person to lead us. And you are right!
 * Shifu: A House divided against itself will be better than this.
 * Junior (Storks): Shifu! I am not the Special. I'm just a regular normal guy!
 * Moana: You have the ability to be the Special because I believe in you.
 * Lord Shen: Boov! Destroy him!
 * Moana: Aloha loser!
 * Jack Frost: We'll wing it. It's a bat-pun.
 * Phango (Khumba): Take him to the melting chamber.
 * Junior (Storks): Isn't there supposed to also be a good man?
 * Benjamin Clawhauser: Hi, buddy. Would you like a glass of water?
 * Junior (Storks): Yeah,actually.
 * Phango (Khumba): Too bad!
 * Thomas Edison: We're entering your mind.
 * Junior (Storks): What?
 * Moana: I don't think he has ever had an original thought.
 * Junior (Storks): That's not true! Introducing the double-decker couch! So everyone can watch TV together and be buddies!
 * Moana: That's literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
 * Thomas Edison: Let me handle this. That idea is just the worst.
 * Missing Link: To the Bat Mobile! Dang it!
 * Honey Lemon: To the Invisible Jet! Dang it!