The Digi-Emperor's New Groove Trailer 3/Transcript

(The Following Preview has been Approved by Appropriate Audiences by the Motion Picture Association of America This film advertised has been rated PG-13)

(Walt Disney Pictures logo shows up)

Jim Cummings/Narrator: Long ago, in a faraway land, there was a prosperous kingdom, ruled by a young emperor...

Tagiru/Human Kuzco: HA! BOOM BABY!

Tom Jones/Theme Song Guy: OH YEAH! He's the sovereign lord of the nation...

Cummings/Narrator: He had a serious attitude...

Tagiru/Kuzco: You threw off my groove!

Smithers/Guard: I'm sorry but you two have thrown off the emperor's groove.

Duckman/Old Man: DWAAAAAHHHH!!!

Cornfed/Old Man 2: Sorry!

Cummings/Narrator: An evil advisor...

Tagiru/Kuzco: By the way you're fired!

Mom/Yzma: I'll take over and rule the empire!

Cummings/Narrator: One major problem...

Mom/Yzma: I'll just poison the little brat with this!

Tagiru/Kuzco: Hey Walt, Larry, Igner! Could you top me off pals, be a couple of friends?

Mom/Yzma: An Agumon?! The little bastard's supposed to be DEAD!!!!

Larry/Kronk: Yeah, weird.

Mom/Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job!

Cummings/Narrator: And his only hope is a humble peasant!

Marcus/Pacha: DIGI-DEMON!

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: Digi-Demon? Where?

Agumon/Misty: AAAHHHH!!!!

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! You kidnapped me!

Marcus/Pacha: Why would I kidnap a Digimon?

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: You're the digital criminal mastermind, not me!

Mom/Yzma: Tell me Tagiru's dead.

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: OW!

Walt/Kronk: Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped.

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: Uh oh.

Pikachu/Bucky: Pika?

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: No, no. No, no, no, no.

Pikachu/Bucky: Pikachu!

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: HA! AAH! AAH! AAH!

Marcus/Pacha: AAH-EEE! AAH! AAH! YEE-AAH!

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: AAH!

Marcus/Pacha: Don't worry your highness! I got you! You're safe now! Or not!

(Caption saying "From Disney, Spielberg, Groening, Lorne Micheals and Harry Shoemaker")

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: No touchy. Ooh!

Marcus/Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish bastard like you?

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: Now I feel really bad. Bad Digimon.

Cumming/Narrator: This holiday season...

Marcus/Pacha: Why me?

Cummings/Narrator: The emperor's got a new look...

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: AAH!

Cummings/Narrator: A new partner...

Marcus/Pacha: We're gonna have to work together to get outta this!

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: OW! You did that on purpose! You know it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult.

Cummings/Narrator: And a brand new groove!

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: SCORPIONS! AAHHH!

Marcus/Pacha: TAGIRU! UHH! NO!

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: AAH! Oh no!

Cummings/Narrator: Disney, Spielberg and Groening present David Spade in...

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: Look at me and my bad self! Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Cummings/Narrator: The Digi-Emperor's New Groove, a Harry Shoemaker film!

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: WHOO HOO HOO!

Marcus/Pacha: Uh oh.

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Marcus/Pacha: Yep.

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Marcus/Pacha: Most likely.

Agumon Tagiru/Llama Kuzco: Bring it on. BOOOYAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Cummings/Narrator: December 15th in theaters everywhere.