The LEGO Ninjago Movie (Disney and Sega Human Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Danny (Tourettes Guy): (Laughing)
 * Ariel (The Little Mermaid): Black Bellamy!
 * Danny (Tourettes Guy): You ready for me to conquer Ninjago?
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda): Oh, I'll be waiting, Dad.
 * Danny (Tourettes Guy): Sorry, what... what was the last thing you said?
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda): What?
 * Danny (Tourettes Guy): The last one, I didn't catch it.
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda): Well, I... I didn't say anything. What do you mean? I didn't. I said "I'll be waiting", and I stopped talking. Dad!
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda): Link?
 * Danny (Tourettes Guy): That's right, your son! And it's Link!
 * Danny (Tourettes Guy): No. L-I-N-K, I named you.
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda): You ruined my life!
 * Danny (Tourettes Guy): That's not true! I haven't even been a part of your life, how could I ruin it? I wasn't even there.
 * Merlin (The Sword of the Stone): I've taken a solemn oath to form a secret ninja force. Are you ready to risk your life for Ninjago?
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda): Yes, I'm on it!
 * Daphne Blake (Scooby Doo): Yes!
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Yep!
 * Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls): Maybe!
 * Mrs. Bird (Paddington Bear): Danny!
 * Sir Topham Hatt (Thomas and Friends): Danny!
 * Chicha (The Emperor's New Groove): Danny!
 * Baby Mowgli (The Jungle Book): Danny!
 * Rapunzel (Tangled): Run!
 * Flynn Rider (Tangled): I'm stuck!
 * Rapunzel (Tangled): I know you want me to save myself, so I'll go now. I promise I'll never forget you!
 * Flynn Rider (Tangled): I didn't ask you to promise that! Come back!
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda): Hello?
 * Danny (Tourettes Guy): Who is this?
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda): Link, your son.
 * Danny (Tourettes Guy): I must have butt-dialed you.
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda): (Sighs)
 * Daphne Blake (Scooby Doo): It's okay, Link. Nobody's parents are perfect.
 * Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls): I mean, my mom is weird, and collects sea shells, your dad levels cities and attacks innocent people. So, they've all got that quirks, you know.