MegaWreck-It Ralph Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * (JimmyandFriends Productions Logo shows up)
 * Wreck-It Ralph as Narrator: I had a fairly standard childhood...
 * Ed Edd 'n' Eddy Characters: (screaming)
 * Pacha (The Emperor's New Groove): Hurry, there isn't much time!
 * Wreck-It Ralph as Narrator: With parents who couldn't wait to get me out of the house.
 * Pacha (The Emperor's New Groove): You are destined for greatness.
 * (Roshan petting Diego): That was a lot of expectation to place on an eight-day-old.
 * Wreck-It Ralph as Narrator: Turns out another family in the Glaupunkt quadrant had a very similar idea. That was the day I met Mr. Goody Two Shoes...
 * Jack-Jack Parr: (Blows raspberry)
 * Wreck-It Ralph as Narrator: And our glorious rivalry was born!
 * Tagline: From the mind behind: Gru (Shrek)
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. You've fallen right into my trap.
 * Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles): You can't trap justice.
 * Wreck-It Ralph as Narrator: He would win some. I would almost win others. He took the name Mr. Incredible. I decided to pick something a little more humble: Wreck-It Ralph! Incredibly handsome master of all villainy!
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Whoo!
 * Narrator: This november...
 * Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles): All right, put your hands in the air! Yeah, Metro City!
 * Fred (Big Hero 6): I love you, Mr. Incredible!
 * Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles): And I love you, random citizen!
 * Narrator: The battle between good and evil...
 * Wreck-It Ralph: (Laughing)
 * Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles): Wreck-It Ralph!
 * Narrator: Will blow your mind.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: This will be the last you ever hear of Merida! Huh?
 * Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles): Don't panic, Merida!
 * Merida (Brave): I'm not panicking.
 * Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles): I'm on my way.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!
 * Narrator: Wreck-It Ralph...
 * (Wreck-It Ralph dancing)
 * Narrator: Merida...
 * Merida (Brave): Wow. That was really exciting.
 * Narrator: Hans...
 * Hans (Frozen): I've been watching you like a dingo watches a human baby.
 * Merida (Brave): Oh.
 * Narrator: And Mr. Incredible.
 * Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles): That's right.
 * Merida (Brave): Your plans never work. You're so predictable.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: You call this predictable?
 * Merida (Brave): Alligators, yes. I was thinking about it on the way over.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Boom! In your face!
 * Merida (Brave): Juvenile.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: So scary!
 * Merida (Brave): Seen it.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: This thing, behind...
 * Merida (Brave): Tacky.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: What's this one do?
 * Merida (Brave): Garish.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: (Sighs)
 * Merida (Brave): The spider's new.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Spider? Uh... Yes! The Spee-ider. Even the smallest bite from arachnus deathicus.
 * Merdia (Brave) (Wreck-It Ralph's voice): will instantly paralyze...
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Ow!
 * Oh (Home) (Wreck-It Ralph's voice): Get it off!
 * Narrator: JimmyandFriends' MegaWreck-It Ralph. In 3D.
 * (20th Century Meyers logo appear at the end)
 * Tagline: November 5th