Orinoco the Third (Shrek The Third) Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript:

 * (The Following Preview Has Been Approved For All Audiences By The Motion Picture Association Of America logo shows up)
 * (Disney and Sega Production logo shows up)
 * (Pirate Ship "Thomas & Friends: Sodor's Legend of The Lost Treasure" Clip)
 * (The Legend returns logo shows up)
 * (As you never seen him before logo shows up)
 * Berk (The TrapDoor): Aah! You know you really need to get yourself a pair jammies!
 * Orinoco: Berk! They're you go!
 * Paddington Bear: Some people just don't understand boundaries. Meow!
 * All: Ready, ok!
 * Narrator: This summer, the story continues.
 * Pinnochio and Rabbit: Ta-da!
 * Narrator: Will Orinoco become the new king of Far Far Away?
 * Berk (The TrapDoor): Whoa.
 * Paddington Bear: Yeah, wow.
 * Narrator: Will Berk ever be the same?
 * Berk (Voice-Over): I've been abracadabra into a fancy face in second-rate sidekick.
 * Orinoco: Berk?
 * Berk (Voice-Over) : I feel all exposed and nasty.
 * Narrator: What a rich spoiled princess is wearing this season?
 * Cruella DeVil (101 Dalmatains) : Hey, how's it going?
 * Narrator: And what's the one thing every fairy tale villain, wants to know.
 * Bill Sykes (Oliver & Company) : You! You can't lie, where is Orinoco?
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda) : Well, um, l don't know where he's not?
 * Bill Sykes (Oliver & Company) : You don't know where Orinoco is?
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda) : I'm the contrary!
 * Bill Sykes (Oliver & Company) : So you do know where he is?
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda) : I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that l hadn't l...
 * Bill Sykes (Oliver & Company) : Stop it!
 * Link (The Legend of Zelda) : Do or do not know where you shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't.
 * Narrator: Find out the answers to these and other burning questions.
 * All: (gasping)
 * Narrator: In Disney and Sega's Orinoco The Third.
 * (all screaming)
 * (People "Thomas & Friends" Clip)
 * (Orinoco Walks Inside The House Clip)
 * Berk (The TrapDoor): I think that went pretty week out.
 * (Pirate Ship Moving "Thomas & Friends: Sodor's Legend of The Lost Treasure" Clip)
 * (people screaming)
 * (Wait. There's more logo shows up)
 * (cooing)
 * Orinoco: Oh no. Whoa!