The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Pet AnimalTales Movie Trailer

Transcript:

 * (TomandJerryFan360 Entertainment logo shows up)
 * Narrator: A cute macaw, a smart lion, and a awesome mouse who ones to be cool. Had been called to save a princess.
 * Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): The heroes. They're here!
 * Blu (Rio): Does anyone know where the bathroom is?
 * Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): I'm Petunia, Princess of Monteria. Pirates have taken my brother, Prince Toothy. With my father, the King, away in the west, it is imperative that we mount a rescue immediately.
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): Come again?
 * Narrator: Now, in the world of rufus pirates.
 * Blu (Rio): I've seen that on TV. You can cut a can with it and still slice a tomato.
 * Narrator: For hydra's rome...
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): Hey, guys? There's bubbles.
 * Blu (Rio): I don't know about you, but I'm going to wet myself.
 * Narrator: And minions attack.
 * Evil Minions: (roars)
 * Blu (Rio): I want to go home!
 * Narrator: Three chipmunks who inspired to greatness.
 * Blu (Rio): I don't think that's possible, and that's coming from a guy who just swam 92 nautical miles with arms or legs.
 * Narrator: From the creators of Flik - The most successful cartoon movie of all time.
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): How do you start this thing?
 * Alex (Madagascar): (laughing)
 * Narrator: Comes the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
 * Blu (Rio): We landed on a beach, I was running from evil purple minions. Something came up behind us, It was a Ogre Monster!
 * Alex (Madagascar): There's something you don't see every day.
 * Scar (The Lion King): Get them!
 * Theodore: Ogre Monster! Ogre Monster!
 * Flik (A Bug's Life): These men hardly seem the heroic type.
 * Alex (Madagascar): Back home, they actually call us "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything."
 * Flik (A Bug's Life): How comforting.
 * Blu (Rio): Ogre Monster!
 * Narrator: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): What? It's a good song. Don't you like it?