Cartoons vs Villains Trailer/Transcript

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 * Elsa (Frozen): (Sighs)
 * Narrator: If Elsa thinks her special day will be easy.
 * Elsa (Frozen): (Groans) I think I just got hit by a meteorite.
 * Narrator: She's in for a big...
 * Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians): Elsa, you're, like,really glowing.
 * Narrator: Big...
 * Elsa (Frozen): This can't be happening.
 * Narrator: Big surprise!
 * Judy Hopps: This is impossible!
 * Wasabi (Big Hero 6): Whoa!
 * Snow White (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs): Here comes the bride!
 * Judy Hopps: Hello? What's going on?
 * Gru: The name is Felonius Gru. Over the last 50 years, I have captured cartoons.
 * Judy Hopps: But I don't belong here. I'm not a rabbit!
 * Minions (Despicable Me 2): Whoa!
 * Judy Hopps: Sorry.
 * Gru: Say hello to Diego!
 * Diego (Ice Age): (Roaring)
 * Gru: Here we have Buzz Lightyear.
 * Buzz Lightyear: Finally, some action. Cha-cha! Ninja! Ha! Ow!
 * Gru: This handsome fellow is Jack Skellington.
 * Jack Skellington: (Laughing) (Yells)
 * Gru: We call this thing Patrick Star.
 * Patrick Star: Hi, there!
 * Judy Hopps: Yuck!
 * Buzz Lightyear: She's speechless.
 * Patrick Star: She? A boy. Look at his boobies.
 * Buzz Lightyear: We need to have a talk.
 * Narrator: From the creators of Gobo and the Magic City and SheenBob KidPants.
 * Lord Business (The Lego Movie): Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. However, but most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. Lord Business out.
 * Fix-It Felix Jr.: Lord Portley-Rind, what do we do?
 * Lord Portley-Rind (The Boxtrolls): Boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants.
 * Dr. Nefario (Despicable Me): Ew!
 * Narrator: When villains attack...
 * Gru: We need raw power! We need... cartoons.
 * Narrator: These guys got your back.
 * Patrick Star: Ah! My back! Just kidding! I don't have a back! Welcome! We're here to destroy you!
 * Judy Hopps: I can't fight that thing. I'm hyperventilating. (Panting) Does anybody have a giant paper bag?
 * Jack Skellington: Foot!
 * Patrick Star: I got him, you guys! I got...
 * Narrator: On March 27th.
 * Lord Business (The Lego Movie): Let the birth of my new planet, begin!
 * Narrator: From JimmyandFriends.
 * Judy Hopps: Guys, we're a team.
 * Buzz Lightyear: And we're gonna take that villain down! (Groans) Papa's a little out of shape.
 * Narrator: The most eye-popping event of the year.
 * Lord Business (The Lego Movie): You'll never defeat me! What the Flagnard?
 * Narrator: It's coming in 3D.
 * Buzz Lightyear: Wow!
 * Judy Hopps: Aah! Patrick! Help me!
 * Patrick Star: Sorry. I was staring at this bird over there.
 * Narrator: Cartoons vs. Villains.
 * Patrick Star: Hi. You can call me Patrick Star. Did I come on too strong? I'm a little rusty. Oh, I feel so stupid. I think that JELL-O gave me a fake phone number.