Pet AnimalTales Theme Song

TomandJerryFan360's music-spoof of "VeggieTales Theme Song".

Cast

 * Tom (Tom and Jerry) as Bob the Tomato
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry) as Larry With Tuba
 * Fievel Mousekewitz (An American Tail) as Junior Asparagus
 * Jon Arbuckle (Garfield) as Dad Asparagus
 * Mrs. Turner (The Fairly OddParents) as Mom Asparagus

Lyrics Verison #1 (1993-97)

 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Okay, Sheen. It's time for theme song.
 * Sheen: Um, yeah, Jimmy. What do I do?
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Hmm... okay, uh, how about this? You play the guitar.
 * Sheen: Jimmy, I don't have to play the guitar.
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Oh, right. Okay, okay, uh... you play this.
 * Sheen: Oh, I don't want to play that. I'll look silly.
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
 * Sheen: Nope. Not going to do it.
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): It's for the kids.
 * Sheen: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Okay, it's time now. Better going out there.
 * (Jerry walks on the screen with a tuba. While he's playing it, Tom appears.)
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): (Singing) If you like to talk to cats
 * if a squash can make you smile
 * if you like to waltz with cartoons
 * Up and down the produce aisle...
 * (Speaking) Have we got a show for you.
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales!
 * Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales!
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Cow, bear, gotta be...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales!
 * Fievel Mousekewitz (An American Tail): Rabbits, cats, seals...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales!
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales!
 * There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Pet AnimalTales!
 * There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Pet AnimalTales!
 * It's time for Pet AnimalTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
 * (Jerry collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him)

Lyrics Version #2 (1998-2009)

 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Okay, Sheen. It's time for theme song.
 * Sheen: Um, yeah, Jimmy. What do I do?
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Hmm... okay, uh, how about this? You play the guitar.
 * Sheen: Jimmy, I don't have to play the guitar.
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Oh, right. Okay, okay, uh... you play this.
 * Sheen: Oh, I don't want to play that. I'll look silly.
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
 * Sheen: Nope. Not going to do it.
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): It's for the kids.
 * Sheen: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): All right! Better get on out there.
 * (Jerry walks on the screen with a tuba. While he's playing it, Tom appears.)
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): (Singing) If you like to talk to cats
 * if a squash can make you smile
 * if you like to waltz with cartoons
 * Up and down the produce aisle...
 * (Speaking) Have we got a show for you.
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales!
 * Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales!
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Cow, bear, gotta be...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales!
 * Fievel Mousekewitz (An American Tail): Rabbits, cats, seals...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales!
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales!
 * There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Pet AnimalTales!
 * There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Pet AnimalTales!
 * It's time for Pet AnimalTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
 * (Jerry collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him)

Pet AnimalTales Theme Song Version #3 (2010-present)
Cast:
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry) as Bob the Tomato
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry) as Larry the Cucumber
 * Fievel Mousekewitz (An American Tail) as Junior Asparagus
 * Winnie the Pooh as Jimmy Gourd
 * Tigger (Winnie the Pooh) as Jerry Gourd
 * Flik (A Bug's Life) as Archibald Asparagus
 * Cleocatra (Tom and Jerry Kids) as Madame Blueberry
 * Chief (The Fox and the Hound) as Mr. Nezzer
 * Blu (Rio) as Mr. Lunt
 * Chip and Dale (Disney) as Jean Claude and Philippe Pea
 * Olivia Flaversham (The Great Mouse Detective) as Laura Carrot
 * Alex (Madagascar) as Pa Grape
 * Mrs. Brisby (The Secret of NIMH) as Petunia Rhubarb

Lyrics

 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): (Singing) If you like to talk to cats
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry), Winnie the Pooh and Tigger (Winnie the Pooh): If a squash can make you smile
 * All: lf you like to waltz with cartoons
 * Up and down the produce aisle...
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Ahem, excuse me. Have we got a show for you.
 * (Jerry begins playing with his tuba)
 * All: Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales!
 * Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales!
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Cow, bear, gotta be...
 * All: Pet AnimalTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Pet AnimalTales! It's time for Pet AnimalTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
 * (As the characters finish singing, Jerry continues playing his tuba and then collapses)
 * Chip and Dale: Ya!
 * (Animals laughing)

TV Intro

 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Oh hi there. I'm Tom Cat. Come on over to my house. Welcome to my house. It's the one on the hill. It's where I cook my dinners, take my baths and pay my bills. It's where I might get letters from kids like you.
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): Hey Tom.
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry): Hey Jerry.
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): Every day we get a letter, gotta make the problem better.
 * Flik (A Bug's Life): Do you like my yellow sweater?
 * Winnie the Pooh, Alex (Madagascar), Fievel Mousekewitz (An American Tail), and Blu (Rio): Pet AnimalTales!
 * Fievel Mousekewitz (An American Tail): You've seen us on DVD!
 * Blu (Rio): But now at last we're on TV!
 * Alex (Madagascar): From Portland, it's connectivy!
 * All: Pet AnimalTales! Pet AnimalTales! Pet AnimalTales! (Fievel Mousekewitz (An American Tail): On TV!) Pet AnimalTales! It'd be time for Pet AnimalTales!