Mr. Balto & Courage Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Narrator: For Mr. Balto, the only thing harder than being the world's most extraordinary Wolf-Dog...
 * Courage: Is the president coming to dinner again?
 * Balto: You'll see. The Ponysons! Welcome to our happy home.
 * Narrator: Is being an ordinary dad.
 * Courage: She hates me!
 * Balto: Share your interests. Tell a witty anecdote. Make it work! Don't tell her about the WABAC!
 * Courage: He calls it the WABAC.
 * Twilight Sparkle: It's a time machine. Wow!
 * Courage: Now that we've seen it, maybe we should go back.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Nope.
 * Balto: Courage, Twilight Sparkle. Why are you two dressed like ancient Greeks?
 * Courage: I lost her in Ancient Egypt!
 * Twilight Sparkle: And I got engaged to Gumball and then we ran out of gas.
 * Courage: In Ancient Troy!
 * Balto: You used the WABAC?
 * Courage: Yeah. She was into it.
 * Balto: Oh, my...
 * Narrator: Now...
 * Balto: Oh, dear.
 * Narrator: He's taking family time...
 * Balto: You used time travel improperly.
 * Narrator: To another dimension.
 * Balto: We must rewrite history in order to save the universe! Ancient Egypt.
 * Courage: Boy, your paw is cold, Mr. Balto.
 * Balto: Courage, that's not my paw.
 * Courage: (Yells) (Screams)
 * Balto: That's disarming.
 * Ranger: Heroes of Greece.
 * Reggie: Someone left this for us!
 * Ranger: A present! Nice. It looks just like our horse.
 * Reggie: Should I bring it inside?
 * Kronk: It'd be rude not to.
 * Turkeys: Oh!
 * Balto: Balto, here.
 * Ranger: (Laughs) I did not see that coming!
 * Narrator: This March...
 * Twilight Sparkle: How do you take off?
 * Courage: You just pull down that lever.
 * Twilight Sparkle: This is one?'
 * Courage: Oh, boy. (Yells)
 * Narrator: The most amazing wolf-dog of all time...
 * Balto: Hang on!
 * Narrator: Is leaving his mark...
 * Courage: (Screaming)
 * Narrator: On history.
 * Balto: Blu
 * Twilight Sparkle: Jewel?
 * Blu: I am halfway done with the painting, she won't even smile.
 * Balto: Perhaps, I can be of assistance. Is everyone amused? It seems we've ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.
 * Eddie Valiant: Drop the saber and step away from the futuristic orb!
 * Edgar: I take orders from no man! Oohlala!
 * Ranger: (Laughs) Take it easy, bro.
 * Narrator: Mr. Balto & Courage
 * Balto: Why can't cartoons be so simple?
 * Blu: Cartoons are not machines, Balto. I tried to build one. It was creepy.
 * Oh (Home): Papa. Mama.