The Digi-Emperor's New Groove Trailer 1/Transcript

Tagiru/Kuzco: HA! BOOM BABY!

Narrator: Long ago, in a faraway land, a selfish Digimon emperor ruled.

Tagiru/Kuzco: Oh yeah.

Narrator: He had everything he wanted...

Tagiru/Kuzco: I'm so happy.

Mom/Yzma: Tell me about it.

Narrator: She wanted everything he had...

Mom/Yzma: I'll just poison him with THIS!

Tagiru/Kuzco: Can you top me off pals, be a couple of friends?

Mom/Yzma: An Agumon?!

Agumon/Tagiru/Kuzco: Where?

Agumon/Misty: AAAHH

Tagiru/Kuzco: AAAHHH!!

Larry/Kronk: Yeah, weird.

Narrator: Now, what he really needs...

Marcus/Pacha: Don't worry your highness! Yee-ahhh!

Narrator: Is a friend.

Marcus/Pacha: Where'd you come from little guy?

Tagiru/Kuzco: No touchy.

Narrator: From Walt Disney Pictures and Amblin Entertainment

Mom/Yzma: ASK HIM WHICH WAY THAT TALKING DIGIMON WENT!

Walt/Kronk: Uh, Pikachu-Pik-Pika.

Pikachu/Bucky: Pika Pika Pika.

Igner/Kronk: He doesn't really wanna talk to you mommy.

Narrator: It's an epic story of courage,

Tagiru/Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.

Marcus/Pacha: Yep.

Tagiru/Agumon: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Marcus/Pacha: Most likely.

Tagiru/Kuzco: Bring it on! BOOOOYYYAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Narrator: Loyalty,

Marcus/Pacha: You're just gonna have to trust me!

Narrator: And friendship.

Tagiru/Kuzco: Whoo Yeah!

Marcus/Pacha: You just saved my life.

Tagiru/Kuzco: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Narrator: This Christmas...

Igner/Kronk: MOMMY!

Mom/Yzma: WHAT?!

Walt Larry and Igner/Kronk: AAUGH!

Narrator: Get ready...

Mom/Yzma: Pull the lever, Walt! WRONG LEVER!

Narrator: For a whole new breed of adventure!

Mom: GET THEM!

Cow from Cow and Chicken/Cow: Hey, I've been turned into a cow, can I go home?

Mom/Yzma: You're excused.

Tagiru/Kuzco: I can't believe this is happening!

Mom/Yzma: Then I bet you weren't expecting THIS!

Marcus/Pacha: NO!

Tagiru/Kuzco: PLEASE NO!

Mom/Yzma: AHA!

Marcus/Pacha: Phew.

Tagiru/Kuzco: Oh okay.

Narrator: The Digi-Emperor's New Groove, a Spielberg and Groening comedy about learning to stand...

Marcus/Pacha: You tired of being an Agumon?

Tagiru/Kuzco: YE-EE-EE-ES!

Narrator: On your own four feet! Coming Christmas 2015. Written produced and directed by Harry Shoemaker.