Space Jam (Chris1701 Style) Trailer/Transcript


 * (Chris1701 Productions logo)
 * Narrator: In the deepest regions of space, a sinister force prepares an invasion, and all that stands between the world and disaster...
 * Timon: Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Meerkat?
 * Narrator: is a meerkat, a dragon, a doll...
 * Timon: Hey?
 * Narrator: and a bull.
 * Various cartoon characters: (gasps).
 * Narrator: Not that bull...
 * Kronk: Smile, Okay?
 * Narrator: this bull.
 * (In a tunnel, Joshua is being dragged further down into the tunnel as his screams echo through the tunnel.)
 * Quasimodo: What kind of camera is that?
 * (He flies down from the sky and into their town. He crashes down onto the ground.)
 * Joshua: [expressionlessly] What's going on here?
 * Timon: I thought you'd never ask.
 * (A laser zap hits him.)
 * Melty: Don't move a muscle.
 * Timon: You see these aliens come from outer space. (The spaceship crashes into the ground.) They wanna make us slaves. So we challenged them to a basketball game.
 * Were-Rabbit: You've heard of the dream team? Well, we're the mean team.
 * Timon: Eh, what I'm trying to say is... [Shouting] WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!
 * Quasimodo: Perhaps, I could be of some assistance.
 * Timon, Marlene, Mushu: Ooh!
 * Narrator: Get ready to run.
 * Kronk: The monsters... stole the talent from the NBA players!
 * Narrator: Get ready to slam.
 * (Mushu looks and sees Randall behind him and he smashed Mushu with his hand and Fungus kicks Stitch.)
 * Ahmad Rashad: 5 NBA players all suffering from the same mysterious ailment.
 * Narrator: Get ready to jam.
 * Captain Gantu: But what if we win?
 * Joshua: [Firmly] You get me.
 * Crazy Tunes: (gasps).
 * Narrator: Chris1701 Productions...
 * Joshua: How 'bout we go out and kick some alien butt, huh?
 * Narrator: invites you...
 * Commander Peepers: Ready? (blows the whistle).
 * (Were-Rabbit, Slugger, Dr. Slug and Randall gasp in shock).
 * (Frankie had enough of getting picked on and he lets a karate yell, then Tweety punched and kicked Were-Rabbit, Randall and Dr. Slug).
 * Frankie: Sowwy.
 * Narrator: To enter a world beyond any you've ever imagined.
 * Were-Rabbit: Hey! What the--
 * Marlene: Nice butt!
 * Narrator: Joshua Sweet, Timon Meerkat, and the best of the NBA.
 * Quasimodo: Dragon!
 * Mushu: Yes.
 * Quasimodo: You go to the hole and dominate.
 * Joshua: We're on defense.
 * Timon, Marlene and Mushu: (Agreeing with Joshua) Oh yeah.
 * Quasimodo: Whoa, ho, ho, I don't play defense.
 * Narrator: Space Jam (Chris1701 Style), an Ivan Reitman comedy of epic proportions.
 * Olivia: I love basketball. "Try your best in everything you- [Before Olivia could finish, Slugger drops the ball on her].
 * [Timon grabs Joshua by the shirt and kisses him with a big smackaroo.]
 * Narrator: Coming soon to a computer near you.