The Latios's New Groove Trailer/Transcript


 * Narrator: Long ago in a faraway land, (thunder crash) it was a prosperous kingdom, (thunder lighting) rule by a young Latios..
 * Latios/Kuzco: Ha! Boom baby!
 * Tigger/Theme Song Guy: Oh yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation,
 * Narrator: He Had a Serious Attitude.
 * Latios/Kuzco:To Hitmonchan You threw off my groove!
 * Deoxys/Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off Latios's groove.
 * Hitmonchan/Old Man: Sorry!
 * Narrator: And evil  Advisor.
 * Latios/Kuzco: By the way, you're fired.
 * Catrina/Giratina: I'll take over and rule Latios!
 * Narrator: And one major problem,
 * Giratina/Yzma: I'll just poison him with this!
 * Latios/Kuzco:  Ah, Hey Zapdos, can you top me off, pal? Be a friend?
 * Zapdos hits him on the head with the tray and he goes unconscious)
 * Giratina/Yzma:  A Lucario?! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
 * Zapdos/Kronk: Yeah, weird.
 * Giratina/Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job!
 * Narrator: Now, it's only hope it's a hobble pestions.
 * Blu/Pacha: Demon Lucario!
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Demon Lucario Where?
 * Misty The Llama: Aah!
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Aah! You Kidnappe Me!
 * Blu/Pacha: Why would I kidnap a Lucario?
 * Lucario/Kuzco: You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
 * Blu/Pacha: What?
 * Giratina/Yzma: Tell me Latios is dead
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Ow!
 * Zapdos/Kronk: Well, as we would've hoped.
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Uh-oh.
 * Pikachu shows up. He pulls out a balloon and blows it up. He then fashions the balloon into the shape of a Lucario He then holds up a very sharp needle.)
 * Pikachu/Bucky: Pika Pika?
 * Lucario/Kuzco: No, no. No, no, no, no.
 * Pikachu/Bucky: Pika Pika!
 * Pikachu pops the balloon with a big bang. The Legendary Pokemon sleeping
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Ha!
 * (That wakes them up. And the chase begins)
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Aah! Aah! Aah!
 * Blu/Pacha: Aah-eee! Aah! Aah! Yee-aah!
 * The Legendary Pokemon move out of the way and he swings right by. He then swings back around and grabs Lucario.)
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Aah!
 * Blu/Pacha: Don't worry, your Highness. I gotcha. You're safe now.
 * Lucario/Kuzco: No touchy. Ooh!
 * Blu/Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Now I feel really bad. Bad Lucario.
 * Narrator: This holiday season,
 * Blu/Pacha: Oh, why me?
 * Narrator:The  Latios's got a new look,
 * Lucario/Kuzco: (wakes up just as Blu/Pacha leans over him) Aah!
 * Narrator: A new partner,
 * Blu/Pacha: We're gonna have to work together to get out of this!
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Ow! You did that on purpose, You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult.
 * Narrator: And a brand new groove.
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Scorpions! Aah ha ha!
 * Blu/Pacha: Lucario! Uhh! Aah!
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Aah! Oh, no!
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega Pictures presents,
 * (Blu and Lucario they stop to look at them, and they are laugh)
 * Lucario/Kuzco: look at me and my bad self. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
 * Narrator: The Latios's New Groove.
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Whoo hoo hoo!
 * Blu/Pacha: Uh-oh.
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
 * Blu/Pacha: Yep.
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
 * Blu/Pacha: Most likely.
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Bring it on. (shot of a huge waterfall as they go over it.) Boo-yah!
 * Narrator: December 2000 in Theatres Everywhere.