Childrens (Minions) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * (1968 42 years B.R., Before Ralph.)
 * Alvin: Ah. (Laughs)
 * SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, Olaf. I have to do it. Wait here. (Yells)
 * Alvin: (Laughs) No, no, no, no. I have to do it. I have to do it. That's funny.
 * Roddy: Barnacles. (Grunting) Come on! Ugh!
 * Alvin: There. Huh?
 * Rizzo: (Screams) (Coughing)
 * Belle: Oh, Tony, look! These adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando, too!
 * (Disney and Sega's Entertainment logo shows up)
 * Gaston: You're going to Villain-Con, aren't you?
 * Rizzo: Villain-Con!
 * Elmyra Duff: I'm going to get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine! Yzma! If I was a minion, that's who I'd want to work for!
 * Roddy: Villain-Con, Villain-Con!
 * Announcer: Welcome to Villain-Con, the biggest gathering of criminals anywhere!
 * Porfessor: Any evil talents?
 * Sweetums: (Breathing)
 * Professor: Not bad!
 * Neptuna: What about you? Any evil talents?
 * Rizzo: Hello. La, la, la! La, la, la! Eh?
 * Neptuna: That's not evil, or a talent.
 * Les: Ugh!
 * Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the super villain we've all been waiting for! Yzma!
 * Yzma: Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
 * Alvin: Wow!
 * Principal Pankley: I love you, Yzma!
 * Yzma: Work for me and all your dreams come true. Respect, power!
 * Roddy: Banana!
 * Yzmal: Banana!
 * (Childrens (Minions) logo shows up)
 * Clayton: Wow, these cats are pumped!
 * Yzma: Maybe I'll settle them down with a bedtime story?
 * Rizzo: Bedtime story?
 * Mother Gothel: Once upon a time, there were three little Mens. The mice encountered the Evil queen who hired the three mens to come work for her! One day, the mice did something very stupid, so evil queen huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the Earth! The end.
 * Rizzo: (Snoring)