The Children Who Don't Do Anything: A ChildrenTales Movie Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * (JimmyandFriends's Entertainment logo shows up)
 * Narrator: A cute chipmunk, a smart chipmunk, and a awesome chipmunk who ones to be cool. Had been called to save a princess.
 * Princess Elionwy: The heroes. They're here!
 * Theodore: Does anyone know where the bathroom is?
 * Princess Elionwy: I'm Elionwy, Princess of Monteria. Pirates have taken my brother, Prince Taran. With my father, the King, away in the west, it is imperative that we mount a rescue immediately.
 * Alvin: Come again?
 * Narrator: Now, in the world of rufus pirates.
 * Theodore: I've seen that on TV. You can cut a can with it and still slice a tomato.
 * Narrator: For hydra's rome...
 * Alvin: Hey, guys? There's bubbles.
 * Theodore: I don't know about you, but I'm going to wet myself.
 * Narrator: And minions attack.
 * Evil Minions: (roars)
 * Theodore: I want to go home!
 * Narrator: Three chipmunks who inspired to greatness.
 * Theodore: I don't think that's possible, and that's coming from a guy who just swam 92 nautical miles with arms or legs.
 * Narrator: From the creators of Woody - The most successful cartoon movie of all time.
 * Alvin: How do you start this thing?
 * Simon: (laughing)
 * Narrator: Comes the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
 * Theodore: We landed on a beach, I was running from evil purple minions. Something came up behind us, It was a Orge Monster!
 * Simon: There's something you don't see every day.
 * General Mandible: Get them!
 * Theodore: Orge Monster! Orge Monster!
 * Woody: These men hardly seem the heroic type.
 * Simon: Back home, they actually call us "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything."
 * Woody: How comforting.
 * Theodore: Orge Monster!
 * Narrator: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
 * Alvin: What? It's a good song. Don't you like it?