Hoodwinked (Disney and Sega Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Rosie/Red: Belle, It's Me Rosie!
 * Kronk/Wolf: Excuse Me! I'm coming!
 * Narrator: If you think you know the story
 * Rosie/Red: What big hands you have and what big ears you have
 * Kronk/Wolf All people just have big ears, dear
 * Narrator: If you think you know the legend
 * Rosie/Red: and Belle, What big eyes you have
 * Kronk/Wolf: Are you really going to sit around here talking about how big I get?
 * Narrator: Think Again!
 * (Belle moans and groans)
 * Rosie/Red: Belle!
 * (Rocko screams)
 * Baloo/Chief Ted Grizzly: What have we got?
 * Wilbur/Detective Bill Stork: All's the message to disturb, Breaking the Iniry, an ax without a license, Tempting to eat
 * Baloo/Chief Ted Grizzly: Cogsworth, What are you doing here?
 * Cogsworth/Nicky Flippers: We've got four suspects, that means four stories about someone spilling the beans
 * Kermit the Frog/Pig Cop 1: Beans!
 * Narrator: An innocent little girl, Who's not so innocent
 * Rosie/Red: They call me Rosie, because of this red hood I wear
 * Cogsworth/Nicky Flippers: What about when you're not wearing?
 * Rosie/Red: I usually wear it
 * Narrator: A Big Bad Henchman
 * Kronk/Wolf: (roars)
 * Narrator: Who's not so bad
 * (Rosie peppersprays and kicks Kronk)
 * Cogsworth/Nicky Flippers: You really took a beating from a little girl
 * Wilbur/Detective Bill Stork: Awkward
 * Narrator: A Sweet Grandmother, Who's not so sweet
 * Belle/Granny: Ya Ha!
 * Narrator: And a Rockhopper Penguin, who doesn't know jack
 * Rocko/Kirk Kirkendall: Ooh!
 * Baloo/Chief Ted Grizzly: This guy's unwooved
 * Wilbur/Detective Bill Stork: Watch it, Baloo, My mama's have flew
 * Narrator: Now
 * Alvin/Twitchy: (speaking gibberish)
 * Narrator: A shocking crime will become the world's biggest mystery
 * Belle/Granny: Who do your work for?
 * Warp Darkmatter/Dolph: We were hiding from the Bandit
 * Belle/Granny: (screams)
 * Warp Darkmatter/Dolph: Now, we go after the red-hooded girl
 * Kronk/Wolf: Do you want to know about the red-hooded girl
 * Vinnie/Woolsworth: Don't know a thing, never heard, sweet gal, more like that would be
 * Narrator: Rosie
 * Rosie/Red: A Henchman stopping kids in the middle of the forest, that's really creepy
 * Cogsworth/Nicky Flippers: We don't arrest people for being creepy
 * The Great Gonzo/Pig Cop 2: Yeah pers, Like I've gotten a tank (the creepy one) Yeah, that'll let it go
 * Narrator: Belle
 * Belle/Granny: Good afternoon
 * Narrator: Wilbur
 * Wilbur/Detective Bill Stork: (laughs)
 * Narrator: and Rocko
 * Rocko/Kirk Kirkendall: Fight!
 * (The birds scream)
 * Turtles: Run!
 * Hoodwinked (Disney and Sega Style)
 * Alvin/Twitchy: (speaking gibberish)
 * Kronk/Wolf: I thought you heard about the caffeinated coffee
 * Alvin/Twitchy: I don't drink coffee
 * This Christmas