Pet AnimalTales: Fievel and the Giant Gorilla (transcript)

Cast:

 * Fievel Mousekewitz (An American Tail) as Junior Asparagus as Dave
 * Winnie the Pooh and Tigger (Winnie the Pooh), and Kimba (Kimba the White Lion) as Jimmy and Jerry Gourd, and Tom Grape as Dave's brothers
 * Kerchak (Tarzan) as Goliath
 * Alex (Madagascar) as Pa Grape as Jesse (Dave's father)
 * Sheeps (Shaun the Sheep) as The Shephards
 * Flik (A Bug's Life) as Archibald Asparagus as King Saul
 * Hopper (A Bug's Life), Nigel (Rio) and Kaa (The Jungle Book) as Jean-Claude, Philippe and Christoph as The Philistine Generals
 * Grasshoppers (A Bug's Life) as The French Peas as Philistines
 * Skippy Squirrel (Animaniacs) as Lenny Carrot
 * Sniffles, Cuddles, and Toothy (Happy Tree Friends) as Peas as Israelites
 * Tom (Tom and Jerry) as Bob the Tomato as Narrator
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry) as Larry the Cucumber as Larry-Boy

Chapter 1: Pet AnimalTales Theme Song

 * (TomandJerryFan360 Productions presents logo shows up)
 * Tom: Okay, Jerry, it's time for the theme song.
 * Jerry: Uh, yeah, Tom. What do I do?
 * Tom: Hmm... let's see. I know! You play the guitar.
 * Jerry: Tom! I don't have to play the guitar.
 * Tom: Oh, you're right. Well, okay, you play this.
 * (Pet AnimalTales logo shows up)
 * Jerry: I don't want to play that! I'll look silly!
 * Tom: Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
 * Jerry: Nope, not going to do it.
 * (Created by JerryMouseandFriends Pictures title shows up)
 * Tom: It's for the kids.
 * Jerry: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.
 * Tom: All right! Better get on out there.
 * (Jerry walks on the screen with a tuba. While he's playing it, Tom appears.)
 * Tom: (Singing) If you like to talk to cat if a squash can make you smile if you like to waltz with pets, Up and down the produce aisle... (Speaking) Have we got a show for you.
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales! Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales!
 * Tom: Rabbit, cow, gotta be...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales!
 * Fievel: Cats, fishes, squirrels...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales!
 * Jerry: Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales! ' There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Pet AnimalTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Pet AnimalTales!   It's time for Pet AnimalTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
 * (Jerry collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him)

Chapter 2: Introduction with Jerry

 * (The show opens on the countertop. The camera pans past some cardboard cut-outs of buildings.)
 * Jerry: (voice over) Danger lurks in big city. Disaster waits in every dark alley. Peril behind every park bench. The world needs a hero! But not just an ordinary hero. No! A special hero! A super hero!
 * (The camera stops on Jerry wearing his costume for the first time. A spotlight is shining on him.)
 * Jerry: I...am...that...hero! They call me...Jerry!
 * (A backdrop lands behind Jerry. It has purple and yellow stripes. The stripes are in A Jerry's shape.)
 * Jerry: Wherever there is trouble, I'll be there! Whenever a hopeless vegetable calls out, I will answer! Evildoers beware! You are no match for the awesome power of Jerry in his...super-suction ears!
 * (Jerry shakes his head.)
 * Jerry: You doubt? A demonstation.
 * (He shakes his head again, hops towards a nearby cut-out, jumps and sticks onto the cut-out. He tries to get himself unstuck but with no luck. Suddenly, the lights turn on and Tom Cat appears.)
 * Tom: Um... Hi, kids. I'm Tom Cat...
 * (He notices Jerry.)
 * Tom:...and I think thats Jerry Mouse.
 * Jerry: I'm Jerry! Who are you?
 * Tom: Sheen, it's me. Tom.
 * Jerry: Tom? Tom? I know no Tom. Say there, citizen, would you give me a hand with my super-suction ear? It seems to have malfunctioned.
 * Tom: Uh... okay. What do I do?
 * Jerry: Well, it's just that I'm afraid it's about to let...
 * (Jerry's super-suction finally unsticks from the cut-out, causing Jerry to land on the ground.)
 * Jerry: ...go. Ouch.
 * Tom: Wow. I didn't know being a superhero could be so painful. Maybe you should just go back to being plain-old Jerry.
 * Jerry: But I don't wanna be plain-old Jerry anymore.
 * Tom: Why not?
 * Jerry: Well, there's nothing special about plain-old Jerry. He can't do anything neat like fly or save people or anything. He's just plain-old boring.
 * Tom: Oh. Not feeling very special, huh?
 * Jerry: Nope.
 * Tom: Hmm... Hey, I know!
 * Jerry: What?
 * Tom: I could...
 * (Tom accidentally gets his nose suck onto Sheen's super-suction ear.)
 * Tom: Ow! My...
 * Sheen Estevez: Oh.
 * Tom: Sheen! My no!
 * Sheen Estevez: Sorry.
 * Tom: Y-You got my!
 * Sheen Estevez: Got your nose, Tom.
 * (Tom tries to pull himself free.)
 * Tom: Eeeee!
 * Sheen Estevez: Tom?
 * Tom: Eeeeeee! Eeeeeee!
 * Sheen Estevez: Pull-pull back! Pull back, Tom!
 * (Tom stops pulling for amoment.)
 * Tom: (Panting) Um...well, what I was going to say is that we...
 * Sheen Estevez: Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Ah-Ah-Ahh...A-choo!
 * (Sheen's sneeze propels himself away from Tom's nose.)
 * Tom: Ow! That smarts!
 * Jerry: Hey, look! I'm a Jerry-go-round.
 * Tom: (Laughs) As I was saying, we just got a letter from Myra Egleston of Youngstown, Pennsylvania. Now, Myra has a lot of brothers and sisters, and they're all bigger than she is. She says that they can do really neat things like play soccer and dance ballet...but Myra's too little. So, Myra wants to know what's special about her?
 * Sheen Estevez: Oh, Myra. I know how you feel.
 * Tom: Well, Myra and Sheen, I'm gonna tell you a story about a boy named Fievel.

Chapter 3: Fievel the Shepherd

 * (The story of "Fievel and the Giant Gorilla" begins. Our story begins in the desert where we see three shepherds with the sheep.)
 * Tom: (voice over) Now, Fievel lived in a land called Israel a long, long time ago. So long ago that there weren't any cars or telephones or vacuum cleaners or anything. There more mostly just...sheep. Esspecially around Fievel's house because Fievel was a shepherd.
 * (The camera pans past Winnie the Pooh...)
 * Tom: (voice over) No-no. That's not him. That's one of his brothers.
 * (...then Tigger...)
 * Tom: (voice over) Nope. 'Nother brother.
 * (...then Kimba...)
 * Tom: (voice over) Uh... Nope. Another brother. Fievel had a lot of brothers.
 * (...and finally stops on a sheep.)
 * Tom: (voice over) Aha! There he is! No. Not the sheep. He's behind the sheep. Uh... Shoo there, Fluffy! [bleats]
 * (The sheep hops away, revealing Fievel.)
 * Fievel: Hi. I'm Fievel. I have a lot of brothers.
 * Tom: (voice over) Yep. Seven, to be exact. Now, Fievel and his brothers spent most of their time in the fields taking care of their sheep which could be hard work because their sheep had an unusual problem.
 * Fievel: They tip over.
 * (As is on cue, a sheep falls next to Fievel.)
 * Fievel: Oh, look. There goes one now.
 * (Fievel struggles to get the sheep upright.)
 * Tom: (voice over) But Fievel had an even bigger problem. You see, of all the brothers, he was the smallest.
 * Fievel: That's right. Everybody's bigger than I am.
 * Tom: (voice over) And sometimes, his big brothers would pick on him.
 * (Another sheep tips over.)
 * Pooh: Oh, Fievel. One of my sheep fell over. Would you come pick it up for me?
 * Fievel: I'm kinda busy right now.
 * Pooh: Do you remember the time we dipped you in tar and stuck you to the backside of an angry water buffalo?
 * Fievel: I'll be right there!
 * (Yet another sheep tips over.)
 * Kimba: Hey, Fievel! One of my sheep fell, too!
 * Fievel: Just a minute!
 * (Tigger gently knocks down a row of sheep.)
 * Pooh: Oh, look. All of my sheep fell over. Fievel!
 * (Timmy finally gets his sheep back on his hooves. He then goes to get an another sheep upright.)
 * Pooh: Oh, Fievel. After you pick up our sheep, could you run and get me a bite to eat? I'm famished.
 * Tigger: Oh, yeah! Me too! Get me something, too!
 * Pooh: You know, sometimes, I could eat a whole camel!
 * Tigger: Oh, yeah? Well, sometimes, I think I could eat a whole spaceship.
 * Pooh: Uh... what's a spaceship?
 * Tigger: I have no idea.
 * Tom: (voice over) That's how things had pretty much always been for Fievel. Nothing really exciting happened around there... until one day, when their dad, Alex, came running out with some horrible news.
 * (Alex runs in and skids to a halt, knocking over a whole line of sheep.)
 * Alex: Whoa! Uh, Fievel, could you pick those up?
 * (Fievel grimices.)
 * Alex: (Panicing) Oh! Oh, boys! Ooo! Oh, boys! I've got--I've got horrible news! The Philli... The Ph... The-The... The Phillistines are, uh... Ah, uh... Ah, the... They're a... ttackng!
 * (Pooh, Tigger, and Kimba are a little confused.)
 * Pooh: The lima beans are, uh... lacking?
 * Tigger: The...nectarines are... quacking?
 * Pooh: One more time please and... let's work on our annunciation.
 * Alex: The Phillistines are a-attacking!
 * (Everyone panics.)
 * Pooh, Tigger, and Kimba: Aaaaaahhhhh! Aaaaaahhhhh!
 * Alex: Aaaahhhh! Ayayayayayayaya!
 * (The scene cuts back to the countertop. Jerry Mouse is lying back on a pillow, for some reason.)
 * Jerry: Uh, Tom? What are the Phillippines?
 * Tom: The Phillippines are a group of islands off the coast of South East Asia. But that's not importaint now. The Phillistines were people who hated Israel. They wanted to take Israel's land and make the Israelites their slaves so they'd have to do what the Phillistines told them to do.
 * Jerry: Oh. That's bad.
 * Tom: You're right. So, the Israelites needed to protect themselves.
 * (Cut back to the story.)
 * Kimba: We need to protect ourselves! But how?!
 * Alex: Flik is putting together an army to stop the Phillistines! He needs your help! You must help save Israel!
 * Fievel, Pooh, Tigger, and Kimba: We must help save Israel! We must help save Israel! We must help save Israel!
 * Alex: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Fievel! Where do you think you're going?
 * Fievel: I must help save Israel!
 * (Pooh, Tigger, and Kimba laugh at Fievel.)
 * Alex: It's very nice that you want to help but saving a country is a big thing. You're a little guy. Big people do big things and little people do little things. So... stay with the sheep.
 * Fievel: But...
 * (Alex, Pooh, Tigger, and Kimba run away, leaving Fievel in sorrow.)
 * Fievel: (Singing) They're big... I'm little... They go... I twiddle... Why can't little guys do big things too?