The Boss Stewie Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Narrator: My name is Hiro Hamada. I had the greatest parents ever.
 * Mary (The Star): Rise and shine!
 * Joseph (The Star): It's take your kid to work day.
 * Hiro Hamada: Really?
 * Narrator: It was just the three of us, the Templetons. Life was perfect until that one fateful day.
 * Mary (The Star): Charlie, look who's here!
 * Joseph (The Star): Meet your new baby brother.
 * Hiro Hamada: He's taking over the whole house! Look at him! He wears a suit.
 * Mary (The Star): He's like a little man.
 * Hiro Hamada: He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's... Oh, I don't know. A little freaky?
 * Joseph (The Star): Well, you carried Lamb-Lamb around until you were like...
 * Hiro Hamada: This is not about Lamb-Lamb!
 * Trust me, one day, you're going to love him with all of your heart.
 * Hiro Hamada: Never!
 * (Hiro Hamada Clip): I'm making great progress with parents already. Oh, the usual procedure. Sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. They're very disoriented.
 * Stewie Griffin: But I think the kid might be on to me.
 * Hiro Hamada: Hands up, Dexter!
 * Stewie Griffin: Aah! Poop duty!
 * Hiro Hamada: (Screaming)
 * Stewie Griffin: I've gotta deal with the K-I-D.
 * Hiro Hamada: You can talk!
 * Stewie Griffin: Uh... Goo goo ga ga.
 * Hiro Hamada: No, you can really talk!
 * Stewie Griffin: Fine. I can talk. Now lets see if you can listen. Get me a double espresso, and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. Get yourself a little something.
 * Hiro Hamada: Who are you?
 * Stewie Griffin: Let's just say, I'm the boss.
 * Hiro Hamada: Just wait till Mom and Dad find out about this.
 * Stewie Griffin: Power nap! You were saying?