The LEGO Ninjago Movie (Disney and Sega Animal Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Baron Greeback (Danger Mouse): (Laughing)
 * Sawyer (Cats Don't Dance): Baron Greenback!
 * Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse): You ready for me to conquer Ninjago?
 * Ethelred (The Talking Parcel): Oh, I'll be waiting, Dad.
 * Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse): Sorry, what... what was the last thing you said?
 * Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse): What?
 * Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse): The last one, I didn't catch it.
 * Ethelred (The Talking Parcel): Well, I... I didn't say anything. What do you mean? I didn't. I said "I'll be waiting", and I stopped talking. Dad!
 * Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse): Ethelred?
 * Ethelred (The Talking Parcel): That's right, your son! And it's Ethelred!
 * Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse): No. E-T-H-E-L-R-E-D, I named you.
 * Ethelred (The Talking Parcel): You ruined my life!
 * Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse): That's not true! I haven't even been a part of your life, how could I ruin it? I wasn't even there.
 * Link Hogthrob (The Muppets): I've taken a solemn oath to form a secret ninja force. Are you ready to risk your life for Ninjago?
 * Ethelred (The Talking Parcel): Yes, I'm on it!
 * Gadget Hackwrench (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers): Yes!
 * Orinoco (The Wombles): Yep!
 * James the Cat: Maybe!
 * Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic): Baron Greenback!
 * Mr. Fox (Fantastic Mr. Fox): Baron Greenback!
 * Kanga (Winnie the Pooh): Baron Greenback!
 * Roo (Winnie the Pooh): Baron Greenback!
 * Kitty Katswell (T.U.F.F. Puppy): Run!
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): I'm stuck!
 * Kitty Katswell (T.U.F.F. Puppy): I know you want me to save myself, so I'll go now. I promise I'll never forget you!
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F. Puppy): I didn't ask you to promise that! Come back!
 * Ethelred (The Talking Parcel): Hello?
 * Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse): Who is this?
 * Ethelred (The Talking Parcel): Ethelred, your son.
 * Baron Greenback (Danger Mouse): I must have butt-dialed you.
 * Ethelred (The Talking Parcel): (Sighs)
 * Gadget Hackwrench (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers): It's okay, Ethelred. Nobody's parents are perfect.
 * James the Cat: I mean, my mom is weird, and collects sea shells, your dad levels cities and attacks innocent people. So, they've all got that quirks, you know.