The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Pet AnimalTales Movie Teaser

Version 1

 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry), Alex (Madagascar), and Blu (Rio): We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
 * Narrator: Hoist the mainstay, trim the sails, paint the poopdeck. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything are about to rock - the dock!
 * Alex (Madagascar): Sorry!
 * Narrator: Coming to theaters in February 2008. TomandJerryFan360 Entertainment presents The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Pet AnimalTales Movie. From the award-winning artists and creative team that gave cartoons a voice and launched the box office hit Flik: A Pet AnimalTales Movie comes a hilarious high-seas odyssey about three wannabe pirates who long to be heroes.
 * Phil: And that pulls them into an adventure they didn't come seeing at all a real adventure that they'll have to become real pirates and see if they'll become real heroes.
 * Narrator: But these are three of the most unlikely heroes you'll ever meet. Because Jerry Mouse...
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): Perhaps I can be of assistance.
 * Narrator: Blu...
 * Blu (Rio): Aye, aye captain!
 * Narrator: And Alex...
 * Alex (Madagascar): Man the cannon!
 * Narrator: ...Are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
 * Mike: They're called into adventure and hauled back in time basically by a princess... her ship has been overrun by pirates.
 * Narrator: Helping a princess, rescuing a prince, saving a kingdom and discovering what it means to be a real hero.
 * Mike: And that comes across never being afraid to do what's right even when it's hard.
 * Phil: It means a lot more than you think it will coming from cartoons. And you don't expect that to tug at your heart like they actually do.
 * Narrator: Set sail for adventure with a group of misfit pirates looking through the world as they really are and discover that not all heroes have to be tall, strong, handsome or even human. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Pet AnimalTales Movie - coming to theaters in February 2008!

Version 2

 * Narrator: This winter, the pirates are back!
 * Petunia (Happy Tree Friends): The heroes. They're here!
 * Blu (Rio): Does anyone know where the bathroom is?
 * Narrator: From the creators of Flik. The most successful cartoon movie of all time.
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): She thinks we're, uh...
 * Alex (Madagascar): Heroes.
 * Blu (Rio): You're kidding, right?
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry): Oh, come on, how hard could it be?
 * Narrator: Comes three heroes as cool is animal.
 * Blu (Rio): He's scared of everything. Spiders, snakes, wicker furniture.
 * Scar (The Lion King): Get them!
 * Blu (Rio): Okay, time to go home.
 * Simon: There's something you don't see every day.
 * Narrator: Pet AnimalTales: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
 * Blu (Rio): What kind of a crazy movie am I in?