TAWOG: Halloween, but without ghosts or soulless bodies (Carrie doesn't count)

Transcript

 * [Banana Joe and Idaho are dressed up for Halloween and ring the doorbell of the Wattersons]
 * Richard: Ding dong!
 * Banana Joe and Idaho: Trick or treat!
 * [The doorbell is actually part of Richard's disguise, as he is camouflaged to blend in with the front of the house]
 * Richard: [He opens his eyes, startling the two] Trick!
 * [Banana Joe and Idaho run away in fear as Richard bursts into laughter, leaving their treats behind]
 * Richard: What the...? [Sadly] NO! It's all raisins and granola bars!
 * [In the Watterson house, Gumball and Anais are seated on the couch; Gumball has a skeleton costume on, while Anais is dressed as a princess.]
 * Gumball: Anais, it's supposed to be Halloween, not "Sugar-Coated Marshmallow Syrup Day".
 * Anais: Everyone knows cute beats scary when it comes to scoring candy. [Cutely] "Twick or tweat?"
 * Gumball: Eh, at least Darwin put in some effort.
 * Darwin: [Pale and shaking] Dude, this isn't a costume. I'm terrified of Halloween!
 * [Gumball, Darwin, and Anais leave the house]
 * Nicole: [Worried] And be careful, and be back at seven, okay? Gumball, you're in charge, right?
 * Gumball: Yeah yeah.
 * Nicole: [Assuring herself] They'll be fine. They'll be fine.
 * [Gumball, Darwin, and Anais are walking through a cemetery]
 * Darwin: Taking a shortcut through a graveyard on Halloween is like wearing a kilt in a hurricane. It's just a bad idea.
 * Gumball: Relax, we're here.
 * [Darwin and Anais' jaws drop]
 * Anais: You know, there's a few places where I wouldn't recommend asking for free candy. Rat poison factories, abandoned hospitals, dimly lit cellars, but top of the list? Creepy graveyard houses.
 * [A view of the graveyard house is shown; lightning strikes]
 * Gumball: [Smugly] We're not here for trick or treating.
 * Darwin: [Terrified] Then why are we here?
 * [Carrie appears in the foreground with a flash, her eyes closed]
 * Carrie: Because on Halloween night, the dark veil that separates the world of the living and the underworld is lifted, and all the spirits come to this desolate house for one–
 * Gumball: Carrie, we're over here.
 * [Carrie sighs and reappears in front of them]
 * Carrie: 'Cause on Halloween night blah-blah-blah all the spirits come to this desolate house for one...reason...only–
 * Gumball: [Loudly] To party!
 * Darwin: How about we party right here, just the four of us? [He starts dancing] Woo hoo, party, party, party, party. Okay party's over let's go home. [He turns to leave]
 * Gumball: Darwin! We've come too far to turn back. We're on the doorstep of the swaggiest party of all time. So come on! What do you say? You with me?
 * Darwin: [Takes a deep breath] No.
 * Gumball: Well, you have to because Mom put me in charge.
 * Darwin: [Angrily yells] Darn!
 * Anais: This party's gonna be awesome!
 * Carrie: I'm sorry, but this party isn't for babies disguised as cheesecakes.
 * Gumball: Yeah, she's right. You'd be cramping our style. [He picks up Anais and snags the back of her dress on a tree branch] You're just gonna have to hang out here.
 * Anais: [Sighs] Well, at least it can't get any worse.
 * [A bolt of lightning is followed by rain and thunder. Anais crosses her arms in frustration]
 * [Gumball, Darwin and Carrie enter the large gloomy house]
 * Carrie: [Whispers] Okay, if anyone asks, don't tell them you're alive.
 * Darwin: [Whispers] Tell who?
 * Carrie: [Whispers] You're going to have to make sure that you never let anyone know– [Her voice becomes inaudible]
 * Gumball: [Whispers] Uh, sorry, you were a little too quiet on the second part.
 * Carrie: [Whispers] Oh. Well what I said was you're going to have to make sure you never– [Her voice fades again]
 * Gumball: [Whispers angrily] Are you doing this on purpose? 'Cause it's kind of annoying.
 * Carrie: [Whispers] I said you're going to have to–
 * Darwin: [Shouting] Just tell us already! Why, are we whispering, in an empty house?!
 * Carrie: Oh just drink some of this potion and you'll see. [ A vial of green liquid appears; it hovers above Carrie's hand] It'll make you part ghost. But no more than a drop, understand?
 * [Gumball accepts the vial.]
 * Darwin: What are you doing? You're too young to be drinking mysterious potions.
 * Gumball: Oh don't be a square. What's the worst that can happen? Are you sure we're going to be okay?
 * Carrie: As long as you only have one drop.
 * Darwin: See, that's the thing. Anything you can only have one drop of can't be good. They don't sell milk by the drop, do they? They sell it by the GALLON! Look at water; that's good for you, which is why it comes out of the FAUCET!
 * [Gumball flings a drop of the potion into Darwin's mouth, causing his pupils to dilate unnaturally]
 * Darwin: Ohhh...
 * Gumball: [Skeptical] I think I might give this potion a miss.
 * Darwin: I'm not going through this alone!
 * [Darwin forces Gumball's mouth open, and pours in a drop of the potion; Gumball gasps, his pupils dilating as well.]
 * Gumball and Darwin: Awesome!
 * [Outside, Anais is struggling to get off the branch]
 * Anais: I'm so going to get into that partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
 * [Anais' dress rips and she falls into a well beneath her; she screams for an extended period of time before finally landing in water]
 * Anais: Dag-nabbit!
 * [Larry is asleep at the counter. They draw on his face until the Sheriff comes in]
 * Doughnut Sheriff: Hello Larry.
 * Larry: [Larry wakes up] What can I do for you? [He turns to the Sheriff, his face now Gum Girl's]
 * Doughnut Sheriff: [Holds up a taser] You can put your hands in the air!
 * [The Robinsons' house]
 * Stuffed moose head: Hey, Margaret.
 * [It puckers its lips up and Mrs. Robinson drops the tray she was carrying, breaking the teacups. Mr. Robinson appears]
 * Gaylord Robinson: What is going on?
 * Stuffed moose head: Nothing.
 * [Mr. Robinson faints]
 * Tina: [To Idaho and Banana Joe] Trick or treat! That means give me your candy.
 * Gumball: Dude, it's way more complicated than it looks.
 * Darwin: Move the calves!
 * Gumball: Yeah well, bend the knees man!
 * Darwin: I am, I am!
 * [Tina begins to fall over]
 * Gumball: Put the hands out, put the hands out!
 * [Tina falls face first into the sidewalk]
 * Darwin: Come on, let's bail!
 * Gumball: W-W-Wait, I gotta do a roar before we go.
 * [Tina roars.]
 * Banana Joe: Should we call a doctor, a vet, or a paleontologist?
 * [Back at the cemetery, Anais manages to climb out of the well.]
 * [Outside, Carrie is yelling into the hole as it collapses in on itself]
 * Carrie: [Distressed] Come on guys, you can do it! Come on! Come on!
 * [The hole gets smaller and closes up entirely]
 * Carrie: No! No-no-no! No! Noo! [She covers her eyes in grief]
 * [Carrie is left alone, until the ground starts trembling; Gumball, Darwin, and Anais are ejected from the hole that opens]
 * Halloween Kid: Haaaalll-oween!
 * [The hole closes, then reopens for a split second, spitting Gumball's pants back out]
 * Carrie, Gumball, Darwin, and Anais: [Relieved] Phew.
 * [Squealing tires are heard, and Nicole appears in the minivan. It crashes into a tombstone before stopping. Nicole gets out of the car, slamming the door hard enough to shatter its window]
 * Nicole: Words cannot describe how furious I am! It's gone midnight! What have you got to say for yourselves?!
 * Gabby Gomez: [In Anais' body] This is the worst day of my life.
 * SpongeBob: [In Darwin's body] I'm ready, depression.
 * Shrek: [In Gumball's body] What are you doing in my swamp!
 * [Gumball, Darwin, Anais, and Carrie suddenly realize something is wrong.]
 * Gabby Gomez: [In Darwin's body] Ay, caramba!
 * SpongeBob: [In Anais' body] Holy shrimp!
 * Shrek: [In Gumball's body] Donkey!
 * Nicole: What happened to you?
 * Gabby Gomez: [In Darwin's body] But, Mami, I'm going to be late. And you know how Ms. Smoot hates tardiness. Maybe this can wait after school.
 * Salaga-Doola Minchinka-Boola Bippity-Boppity-Doo
 * Carrie: Um... [Carrie grins nervously, and then teleports away.]
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 * [The Gumazing Gum Girl Parody of the Iron Man song plays]