Captain Underpants (Disney and Sega Version) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * (Disney and Sega Title Card)
 * (Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers Pictures Title Card)
 * Fozzie Bear (Muppets Most Wanted): What is happening right now?
 * Kermit the Frog (Robot Chicken: Who's Killing The Muppets): I don't know. Let's try and leave and see what happens.
 * (Press the Red Button Clip)
 * (Shut The Door "Shrek" Clip)
 * (Red Light "Fireman Sam" Clip)
 * Fozzie Bear (Muppets From Space):  Wow, that's an expensive door.
 * Narrator: From the studio that brought you Orinoco (Shrek), Kung Fu Womble and Madagascar (Disney and Sega Version).
 * (The Children "The Peanuts Movie" Clip)
 * Fozzie Bear (Voice-Over): Hi, I'm Fozzie Bear, and this is my best friend Kermit the Frog. We just make comics and try to make each other laugh.
 * (Dudley Puppy Angry Clip): And this old guy is Dudley Puppy.
 * Dudley Puppy: Fozzie, Kermit!
 * Fozzie Bear (Voice-Over): He's the worst principal in the world.
 * (Orinoco (The Wombles) Clip): Ever since you've attended to school, you've been responsible for one prank after another.
 * Fozzie Bear: Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
 * Kermit The Frog: Like that tiger?
 * Fozzie Bear: Oh, that tiger was crazy. I told you I would get you one day.
 * Dudley Puppy: I'm going to have you two placed in separate classes! I'm going to annihilate the friendship!
 * (Thunder Storm "Thomas & Friends: Tale of The Brave" Clip)
 * Kermit the Frog: Fozzie, do something!
 * Fozzie Bear: Put the pen down, Dudley Puppy, or we'll hypnotize you.
 * Kermit the Frog & Fozzie Bear: What's happening? I don't know!
 * Fozzie Bear (The Muppets (2011)): When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
 * (Kermit the Frog Shocked)
 * Kermit the Frog & Fozzie Bear:  You are now the amazing Captain Underpants!
 * (Dudley Puppy Singing Clip): Tra la La!
 * Fozzie Bear: I honestly didn't think it would happen.
 * Narrator: This summer.
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F Puppy): Come, sidekick!
 * (Glass Brakes "The Boss Baby" Clip)
 * Kermit the Frog: We gotta stop him!
 * Fozzie Bear: Why?
 * Sir Topham Hatt (Thomas and Friends): Out of the road, bozo!
 * Dudley Puppy (T.U.F.F Puppy): Why, thank you, vehicle person.
 * Fozzie Bear: Yeah, we should probably go get him.
 * Narrator: Their greatest creation...
 * Kermit the frog: Captain Underpants, you can't actually fly!
 * (Dudley Puppy Flying Clip): I take to the sky like an ostrich!
 * Fozzie Bear: Wow, he is super dumb.
 * Narrator: … is now their biggest problem.
 * Dudley Puppy: Stand down, you monster!I think I'm starting to tire him out!
 * Narrator: Based on the worldwide phenomenon.
 * Peppy Lion (Agent Foxy and Pounce the Cat): Hiya class! I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda!
 * Dudley Puppy: Guys, I totally got this.
 * Peppy Lion (Agent Foxy and Pounce the Cat): Yeah, totally he's got it.
 * Narrator: Fozzie Bear, Dudley Puppy, Kermit the Frog, Peppy Lion
 * Kermit the Frog: When it's cut altogether like that, you really get a sense of the scope.
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega's Captain Underpants.
 * Dudley Puppy:  Poor soul, you're trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison!
 * Kermit the Frog: Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this?
 * Fozzie Bear: Yes and no.
 * Dudley Puppy: I will set you free!
 * Fozzie Bear: But mostly yes.
 * Tagline: Coming Soon