Captain Wilde: The First Epic Movie Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): What is happening right now?
 * Hiro Hamada: I don't know. Let's try and leave and see what happens.
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): Wow, that's an expensive door.
 * Hiro Hamda: Mm-hmm.
 * Narrator: From the studio that brought you Balto (Shrek), Toonstopia and Mr. Wilde & Phineas.
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): Hi, I'm Miguel Rivera, and this is my best friend Hiro Hamada.
 * Hiro Hamada: We just make comics and try to make each other laugh.
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): And this old guy is Mr. Kristoff.
 * Kristoff: Miguel, Hiro!
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): He's the worst principal in the world.
 * Kristoff: Ever since you've attended to school, you've been responsible for one prank after another.
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
 * Hiro Hamada: Like that tiger?
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): Oh, that tiger was crazy.
 * Kristoff: I told you I would get you one day. I'm going to have you two placed in separate classes! I'm going to annihilate the friendship!
 * Hiro Hamada: Timmy, do something!
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): Put the pen down, Mr. Gru, or we'll hypnotize you.
 * Hiro Hamada: What's happening?
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): I don't know! When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
 * Miguel Rivera and Hiro Hamada: You are now the amazing Nick Wilde!
 * Nick Wilde: Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 * Hiro Hamada: I honestly didn't think it would happen.
 * Narrator: This summer.
 * Nick Wilde: Come, sidekick!
 * Hiro Hamada: We gotta stop him!
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): Why?
 * Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story): Out of the road, bozo!
 * Nick Wilde: Why, thank you, vehicle person.
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): Yeah, we should probably go get him.
 * Narrator: Their greatest creation...
 * Hiro Hamada: Nick Wilde, you can't actually fly!
 * Nick Wilde: I take to the sky like an ostrich!
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): Wow, he is super dumb.
 * Narrator: Is now their biggest problem.
 * Nick Wilde: Stand down, you monster! I think I'm starting to tire him out!
 * Narrator: Based on the worldwide phenomenon.
 * Francis E. Francis (The Boss Baby): Hiya, class! I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda!
 * Kristoff: Guys, I totally got this.
 * Francis E. Francis (The Boss Baby): Yeah, totally he's got it.
 * Narrator: Miguel Rivera, Kristoff, Hiro Hamada, Francis E. Francis.
 * Hiro Hamada: When it's cut altogether like that, you really get a sense of the scope.
 * Narrator: Captain Wilde: The First Epic Movie.
 * Nick Wilde: Poor soul, you're trapped in some sort of invisible box-like prison!
 * Hiro Hamada: Is it okay that I'm kinda loving this?
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): Yes and no.
 * Nick Wilde: I will set you free!
 * Miguel Rivera (Coco): But mostly yes.