Pet AnimalTales: Jerry! And the Bear from Outer Space! (transcript)

Cast:

 * Tom (Tom and Jerry) as Bob the Tomato
 * Jerry (Tom and Jerry) as Larry the Cucumber/Larry-Boy
 * Flik (A Bug's Life) as Archibald Asparagus as Alfred
 * Fievel Mousekewitz (An American Tail) as Junior Asparagus
 * Olivia Flaversham (The Great Mouse Detective) as Laura Carrot
 * Ojo (Bear in the Big Blue House) as Small Fib
 * Bear (Bear in the Big Blue House) as Fib with Feet
 * Joe (Tom Sawyer) as Giant Fib
 * Papa Mousekewitz (An American Tail) as Dad Asparagus
 * Mama Mousekewitz (An American Tail) as Mom Asparagus
 * Skippy Squirrel (Animaniacs) as Lenny Carrot
 * Oliver (Oliver & Company) as Percy Pea
 * Marie (The Aristocats) as Li'l Pea
 * Thomas O'Malley (The Aristocats) as Dad Pea
 * Surly (The Nut Job) as Dad Carrot
 * Andie (The Nut Job) as Mom Carrot
 * Mushu (Mulan) as Scooter the Policeman
 * Winnie the Pooh as Jimmy Gourd
 * Tigger (Winnie the Pooh) as Jerry Gourd
 * Chief (The Fox and the Hound) as Mr. Nezzer
 * Alex (Madagascar) as Pa Grape
 * Leonette (Jungle King) as Ma Grape
 * Kitten Yzma (The Emperor's New Groove) as Rosie Grape
 * Kimba (Kimba the White Lion) as Tom Grape
 * Mr. Jinks, Pixie and Dixie (Pixie and Dixie) as The Scallions #1, #2 and #3
 * Molt (A Bug's Life) as Frankencelery
 * Gary the Snail (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Wind-Up Lobster
 * Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) as The Peach

Chapter 1: Pet AnimalTales Theme Song

 * (TomandJerryFan360 Productions presents logo shows up)
 * Tom: Okay, Jerry, it's time for the theme song.
 * Jerry: Uh, yeah, Tom. What do I do?
 * Tom: Hmm... let's see. I know! You play the guitar.
 * Jerry: Tom! I don't have to play the guitar.
 * Tom: Oh, you're right. Well, okay, you play this.
 * (Pet AnimalTales logo shows up)
 * Jerry: I don't want to play that! I'll look silly!
 * Tom: Oh, come on. It'll be fun.
 * Jerry: Nope, not going to do it.
 * (Created by JerryMouseandFriends Pictures title shows up)
 * Tom: It's for the kids.
 * Jerry: Oh. Okay. But they better not laugh.
 * Tom: All right! Better get on out there.
 * (Jerry walks on the screen with a tuba. While he's playing it, Tom appears.)
 * Tom: (Singing) If you like to talk to cat if a squash can make you smile if you like to waltz with pets, Up and down the produce aisle... (Speaking) Have we got a show for you.
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales! Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales, Pet AnimalTales!'
 * Tom: Rabbit, cow, gotta be...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales!
 * Fievel: Cats, fishes, squirrels...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales!
 * Jerry: Cauliflower, sweet and sour, half an hour...
 * Chorus: Pet AnimalTales! ' There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Pet AnimalTales! There's never ever ever ever ever been a show like Pet AnimalTales!   It's time for Pet AnimalTa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ales!
 * (Jerry collapses then kids giggle and laugh at him)

Chapter 2: Introduction with Tom and Jerry

 * Tom: Hi kids! And welcome to Pet AnimalTales. I'm Tom.
 * Jerry: And l'm Jerry. And we're here to answer you're questions.
 * Tom: That's right! So, who's gotta question?
 * Jerry: (very excitedly) Oh hey! I just remembered! I got an e-mail from a kid named Ezzio Vietti in Hackensack, New Jersey.
 * Tom: You got a what?
 * Jerry: You know, Bob, e-mail. Aren't you wired, online, surfing the web? Html, good buddy.
 * Bob: Oh. I got cable last month.
 * Jerry: You are so early '90s. Anyway, Ezzio said he just did something that he knew he wasn't supposed to do. Now his friends are telling him to lie about it so he won't get in trouble.
 * (Jerry turns to Bob)
 * Jerry: What should he do?
 * Tom: Ooooh! A lie can be a very dangerous thing.
 * (Tom looks away)
 * Bob: Do we have any stories about that?
 * Jerry: (psyched) Bob, I'm all over it!
 * Bob: Huh?
 * (at this point, Bob is confused and shocked at Jerry being in charge)
 * Jerry: The same thing happened to Fievel Mousekewitz once.
 * Tom: It did? I don't remember.
 * (Jerry interrupts Tom)
 * Jerry: Ezzio. Grab your popcorn, turn down the lights and get ready for... "Jerry and the Bear from Outer Space." Roll film!
 * (Jerry runs out of scene leaving Tom)
 * Tom: Huh? Jerry!
 * (The lights of the countertop shut off leaving Tom in the dark)

Chapter 3: Beginning the Story

 * (the camera cuts into the story going into the city of Bumblyburg with Oliver and Marie leaving the movie)
 * Marie: Oh, that was a great movie!
 * Oliver: Oh it sure was. I especially liked the part where the space aliens sucked all those cows up into their spaceship and then switched brains with the cows live in come back to Earth and infiltrate our society unnoticed.
 * Marie: Yeah, well that was... That was great.
 * (Oliver looks up in the sky and finds a falling object)
 * Oliver: What do you suppose that is?
 * (the camera cuts to a falling object and then to the Bumblyburg science lab)
 * Pooh: I'm bored, Tigger. B-O-R-D, bored. Why did we want to work at the Bumblyburg science lab? 'Cause we wanted to see space aliens. And what have we seen in two long years? Huh? Nothing! Nothing, N-U-T... You know nothing.
 * (camera cuts to Tigger looking at a satellite image of the falling object)
 * Tigger: Pooh.
 * Pooh: "Watch the screen," they said, "keep your eyes on the screen." So we watched the screen for two years and what have we seen? Nothing!
 * Tigger: Pooh?
 * Pooh: And then there's the light. "If this light ever flashes, something from space is about to hit Bumblyburg. Alert Jerry immediately!"
 * (the alarm goes off)
 * Tigger: (trembled) Pooh!
 * Pooh: Like that'll ever happen, I'm telling you, Tigger, this is the most boring job on Earth.
 * (Jimmy goes to Jerry)
 * Pooh: Maybe we can get our old jobs back at Mr. Slushy. What?
 * (Pooh looks at the satellite image and gets stressed out as well and the two look at the button to the Jerry-signal)
 * (The camera cuts to a building top with the Jerry-signal and it activates then the camera cuts to a house)
 * (Flik notices the Jerry-signal and runs to the house and tells someone about the situation)
 * Flik: Ah. Uh, master Jerry, excuse me, master Jerry.
 * Jerry: Yes, Flik?
 * (The person who turns out to be Jerry, turns and accidentally hits Flik with his plunger and looks at the signal in the sky)
 * Jerry: No time now, Flik, duty calls!
 * (Jerry leaves to get into his car with Flik on the ground)
 * Flik: I've fallen and I can't get up.
 * (the camera cuts to a dead end road which happens to be the entrance the Jerry-cave, the Jerry-mobile drives out in action and the title "Jerry! And the Bear from Outer Space!" comes up)
 * (the falling object lands in a near-by neighborhood and the object turns out to be a little creature the size of a tennis ball covered in spots and an antenna)