The Guardian's New Groove Trailer/Transcript


 * Narrator: Long ago in a faraway land, (thunder crash) it was a prosperous kingdom, Ruled by a young Guardian..
 * Jack Frost/Kuzco: Ha! Boom baby!
 * Genie /Theme Song Guy: Oh yeah! He's the sovereign lord of the nation,
 * Narrator: He Had a Serious Attitude.
 * Jack Frost/Kuzco:To Abraham Simpson You threw off my groove!
 * Razoul/Guard: I'm sorry, but you've thrown off The Guardian's groove.
 * Abraham Simpson/Old Man: Sorry!
 * Narrator: And evil  Advisor.
 * Jack Frost/Kuzco: By the way, you're fired.
 * Dark Selena/Yzma: I'll take over and rule Jack Frost!
 * Narrator: And one major problem,
 * Dark Selena/Yzma: I'll just poison him with this!
 * Jack Frost/Kuzco:  Ah, Hey Kronk, can you top me off, pal? Be a friend?
 * Kronk hits him on the head with the tray and he goes unconscious)
 * Dark Selena/Yzma:A Lion?! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
 * Kronk: Yeah, weird.
 * Dark Selena/Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job!
 * Narrator: Now, it's only hope it's a hobble Mountain Guy
 * Kristoff/Pacha: Demon Lion!
 * Alex/Kuzco: Demon Lion Where?
 * Nala/Misty The Llama: Aah!
 * Alex/Kuzco: Aah! You Kidnapped Me!
 * Kristoff/Pacha: Why would I kidnap a Lion?
 * Lucario/Kuzco: You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
 * Kristoff/Pacha: What?
 * Dark Selena/Yzma: Tell me Jack Frost is dead
 * Alex/Kuzco: Ow!
 * Kronk: Well, as we would've hoped.
 * Alex/Kuzco: Uh-oh.
 * Pascal shows up. He pulls out a balloon and blows it up. He then fashions the balloon into the shape of a Lion He then holds up a very sharp needle.)
 * Pascal/Bucky: Pika Pika?
 * Alex/Kuzco: No, no. No, no, no, no.
 * Pascal/Bucky: Pika Pika!
 * Pascal pops the balloon with a big bang. The Wolves sleeping
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Ha!
 * (That wakes them up. And the chase begins)
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Aah! Aah! Aah!
 * Kristoff/Pacha: Aah-eee! Aah! Aah! Yee-aah!
 * The Wolves move out of the way and he swings right by. He then swings back around and grabs Lucario.)
 * Alex/Kuzco: Aah!
 * Kristoff/Pacha: Don't worry, your Highness. I gotcha. You're safe now.
 * Alex/Kuzco: No touchy. Ooh!
 * Kristoff/Pacha: Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
 * Alex/Kuzco: Now I feel really bad. Bad Lion.
 * Narrator: This holiday season,
 * Kristoff/Pacha: Oh, why me?
 * Narrator:The Guardian's got a new look,
 * Alex/Kuzco: (wakes up just as Kristoff/Pacha leans over him) Aah!
 * Narrator: A new partner,
 * Kristoff/Pacha: We're gonna have to work together to get out of this!
 * Alex/Kuzco: Ow! You did that on purpose, You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult.
 * Narrator: And a brand new groove.
 * Alex/Kuzco: Scorpions! Aah ha ha!
 * Kristoff/Pacha: Alex! Uhh! Aah!
 * Lucario/Kuzco: Aah! Oh, no!
 * Narrator: Lord Ralphscoe Presents
 * (Kristoff and Alex they stop to look at them, and they are laugh)
 * Alex/Kuzco: look at me and my bad self. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
 * Narrator: The Guardian's New Groove.
 * Alex/Kuzco: Whoo hoo hoo!
 * Kristoff/Pacha: Uh-oh.
 * Alex/Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
 * Kristoff/Pacha: Yep.
 * AlexKuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
 * Kristoff/Pacha: Most likely.
 * Alex/Kuzco: Bring it on. (shot of a huge waterfall as they go over it.) Boo-yah!
 * Narrator: December 2000 in Youtube Everywhere.