The Hamsters Of Madagascar (2014) Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * Boss/Skipper: Attention, this is your captain speaking.
 * Narrator: You know the Hamsters of Madagascar. But what you don’t know is that they’ve been leading a double life…as secret agents. Their untold story began as four brothers…
 * Baby Cappy/Baby Private: Are you my family?
 * Baby Maxwell/Baby Kowalski: You don’t have a family and we’re all going to die.
 * Baby Cappy/ Baby Private: What?
 * Baby Boss/Baby Skipper: What’s the matter with you, Baby Maxwell?
 * Narrator: …who grew up to become masters of disguise, espionage, and aerial assault.
 * Boss/Skipper:: Follow me, boys! We’re going in hot. No one likes a show-off, Cappy.
 * Narrator: Now, when it comes to stopping a madman--
 * Bowser/Dave: I have the power to destroy you!
 * Narrator: --they’ll have some competition.
 * Boss/Skipper: What the heck is going on?
 * Diego/Classified: Remain calm, Hamsters. You are now under the protection of the North Wind.
 * Boss/Skipper: We don’t even know who the heck you are!
 * Diego/Classified: The North Wind is an elite undercover interspe...
 * Boss/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Diego/Classified: The North Wind is an elite underco...
 * Boss/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Diego/Classified: Task force...
 * Boss/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Diego/Classified: Dedicated to he..
 * Boss/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Diego/Classified: [Quickly] Dedicated to helping hamsters who can’t...
 * Boss/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Diego/Classified: Help...
 * Boss/Skipper: [Crunches loudly]
 * Diego/Classified: Themselves.
 * Boss/Skipper: [Crunches more loudly than ever]
 * Diego/Classified: [Groans]
 * Narrator: This November…
 * Bosss/Skipper: We got a soggy madman to stop.
 * Diego/Classified: I give the orders around here. You were supposed to handcuff them!
 * Pikachu/Short fuse: But they don’t have hands! They just have flippers! And...And I have flippers! So it’s flippin’ useless!
 * Narrator: When the world needs saving...
 * Bowser/Dave: After them!
 * Boss/Skipper All right, boys. It’s just like Cuba,
 * Maxwell/Kowalski: Venice, Rio De Janeiro, Dusseldorf! We’ve arrived in the center of Dublin, Ireland.
 * Boss/Skipper: We gotta blend in. Riverdance! [Riverdance music plays]
 * Narrator: Heroes…
 * Maxwell/Kowalski: We don’t need these guys.
 * Narrator: …become legends.
 * Boss/Skipper: Hamsters are our flesh and feather! If anyone’s gonna save us… it’s us.
 * Narrator: From the creators of Madagascar (TheUntiedPikachus Style)...
 * Boog/Corporal: He hacked into our system!
 * Boss/Skipper: Bow!
 * Maxwell/Kowalski: Bowser.
 * Boss/Skipper: Bowser!
 * Otulissa: Where’s the sound?
 * Maxwell/Kowalski: Bowser, your microphone, it’s not on!
 * Diego/Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
 * Pikachu/Short fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens.
 * Bowser/Dave: Hello? She wanted to...
 * Maxwell/Kowalski: Well, now we can hear you but every...
 * Pikachu/Short fuse: So annoying!
 * Maxwell/Kowalski: we cannot see.
 * Pikachu/Shor tfuse: Every time.
 * Diego/Classified: [groans] Oh, it’s like talking to my parents.
 * Narrator: The Hamsters of Madagascar.
 * Bosss/Skipper: We need to find intel on Bowser’s location! All right, you, where’s Bowser? Give us the goods!
 * Maxwell/Kowalski: Sir, that’s a baby pig. [Waddles crying]
 * Boss/Skipper: Sorry, laddie.