MegaBugs Bunny Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * (JimmyandFriends Productions Logo shows up)
 * Bugs Bunny as Narrator: I had a fairly standard childhood...
 * Hercules Characters: (screaming)
 * Walter Bunny (The Looney Tunes): Hurry, there isn't much time!
 * Bugs Bunny as Narrator: With parents who couldn't wait to get me out of the house.
 * Walter Bunny (The Looney Tunes): You are destined for greatness.
 * (Young Nick Wilde petting Diego): That was a lot of expectation to place on an eight-day-old.
 * Bugs Bunny as Narrator: Turns out another family in the Glaupunkt quadrant had a very similar idea. That was the day I met Mr. Goody Two Shoes...
 * Young Nick Wilde: (Blows raspberry)
 * Bugs Bunny as Narrator: And our glorious rivalry was born!
 * Tagline: From the mind behind: Balto (Shrek)
 * Bugs Bunny: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. You've fallen right into my trap.
 * Nick Wilde: You can't trap justice.
 * Bugs Bunny as Narrator: He would win some. I would almost win others. He took the name Nick Wilde. I decided to pick something a little more humble: Bugs Bunny! Incredibly handsome master of all villainy!
 * Bugs Bunny: Whoo!
 * Narrator: This november...
 * Nick Wilde: All right, put your hands in the air! Yeah, Metro City!
 * Gru: I love you, Mr. Incredible!
 * Nick Wilde: And I love you, random citizen!
 * Narrator: The battle between good and evil...
 * Bugs Bunny: (Laughing)
 * Nick Wilde: Bugs Bunny!
 * Narrator: Will blow your mind.
 * Bugs Bunny: This will be the last you ever hear of Merida! Huh?
 * Nick Wilde: Don't panic, Lola!
 * Lola Bunny: I'm not panicking.
 * Nick Wilde: I'm on my way.
 * Bugs Bunny: Oh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!
 * Narrator: Bugs Bunny...
 * (Bugs Bunnydancing)
 * Narrator: Lola Bunny...
 * Lola Bunny: Wow. That was really exciting.
 * Narrator: Robert Callaghan...
 * Robert Callaghan: I've been watching you like a dingo watches a human baby.
 * Lola Bunny: Oh.
 * Narrator: And Nick Wilde.
 * Nick Wilde: That's right.
 * Lola Bunny: Your plans never work. You're so predictable.
 * Bugs Bunny: You call this predictable?
 * Lola Bunny: Alligators, yes. I was thinking about it on the way over.
 * Bugs Bunny: Boom! In your face!
 * Lola Bunny: Juvenile.
 * Bugs Bunny: So scary!
 * Lola Bunny: Seen it.
 * Bugs Bunny: This thing, behind...
 * Lola Bunny: Tacky.
 * Bugs Bunny: What's this one do?
 * Lola Bunny: Garish.
 * Bugs Bunny: (Sighs)
 * Lola Bunny: The spider's new.
 * Bugs Bunny: Spider? Uh... Yes! The Spee-ider. Even the smallest bite from arachnus deathicus.
 * Lola Bunny (Bugs Bunny's voice): will instantly paralyze...
 * Bugs Bunny: Ow!
 * Po (Kung Fu Panda) (Bugs Bunny's voice): Get it off!
 * Narrator: TheCartoonMan6107' MegaBugs Bunny. In 3D.
 * (20th Century Meyers logo appear at the end)
 * Tagline: November 5th