The Boss Baby (Disney and Sega Version) Trailer/Transcript

Transcript

 * (Winnie The Pooh's House Clip): My name is Kion. I had the greatest parents ever.
 * Adult Nala (The Lion King): Rise and shine!
 * Adult Simba (The Lion King): It's take your kid to work day.
 * Kion: Really?
 * Narrator: It was just the three of us, the Templetons. Life was perfect until that one fateful day.
 * Adult Nala (The Lion King): Kion, look who's here!
 * Adult Simba (The Lion King): Meet your new baby brother.
 * (E.B. Screams Clip)
 * Kion: He's taking over the whole house! Look at him! He wears a suit.
 * Adult Nala (The Lion King): He's like a little man.
 * Kion: He carries a briefcase! Does no one else think that's... Oh, I don't know. A little freaky?
 * Adult Simba (The Lion King): Well, you carried Lamb-Lamb around until you were like...
 * Kion: This is not about Lamb-Lamb!
 * Adult Simba (The Lion Guard) Trust me, one day, you're going to love him with all of your heart.
 * Kion: Never!
 * (Kion Clip): I'm making great progress with parents already. Oh, the usual procedure. Sleep deprivation, hunger strikes. They're very disoriented.
 * E.B. (HOP): But I think the kid might be on to me.
 * Kion: Hands up, E.B.!
 * E.B. (HOP): Aah! Poop duty!
 * Kion: (Screaming)
 * E.B. (HOP): I've gotta deal with the K-I-D.
 * Kion: You can talk!
 * E.B. (HOP): Uh... Goo goo ga ga.
 * Kion: No, you can really talk!
 * E.B. (HOP): Fine. I can talk. Now lets see if you can listen. Get me a double espresso, and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi. I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll right about now. Get yourself a little something.
 * Kion: Who are you?
 * E.B. (HOP): Let's just say, I'm the boss.
 * Kion: Just wait till Mom and Dad find out about this.
 * E.B. (HOP): Power nap! You were saying?