The Ohanna Book part 10: Pinocchio Meets Lord Ralphie ("I Wan'na Be Like You")


 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie (singing): Ding ding lo-la diddly-o zing boing, Sca-be-do, hoo-be-do, zee-bo do-zeb, Diddly-doo dee-hoy, I wanna be a man-man one or-rang-a-tang tang
 * Prince Cornelius/Monkey #1: Ha, ha, we got him, King Kuzco!
 * Jacquimo/Monkey #2: Man, we got him, we got him!
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Ha, ha, ha, So you're the man-cub? Crazy!
 * Pinocchio/Mowgli: I'm not as crazy as you are! Put me down! You cut that out!
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Cool it, boy. Unwind yourself. (singing) Do-doot doot-doot do Now come on. Let's shake, cousin.
 * Pinocchio/Mowgli: What do you want me for?
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Word has grabbed my royal ear, have a banana, that you want to stay in the jungle.
 * Pinocchio/Mowgli: Stay in the jungle? I sure do.
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Good. And ol' King Kuzco, (singing): Bop-boo do-bay doo-boo-do that's me, can fix it for you. Have two bananas Have we got a deal?
 * Pinocchio/Mowgli: Yes, sir. I'll do anything to stay in the jungle.
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Well then. I'll lay it on the line for ya. (singing) A bop-bop do-do do-be-do Now I am the king of the swingers, oooh The jungle V.I.P I've reached that top and had to stop And that's what's botherin' me I wanna be a man, man-cub, And stroll right into town And be just like the other men, I'm tired of character around Ohh, oobie-do,
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Bop-do-wee
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie (singing): I wanna be like you
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Hum dee oobee-do-ba
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie (singing): I wanna walk like you,
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Tee
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie (singing): Talk like you,
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Too
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie (singing): Too!
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Wee be-dee be-dee do
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie (singing): You see it's true,
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Shoo-ba dee-do
 * Lord Raphie/King Louie (singing): An wizard like me
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Shoo-be do-bee do-bee
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie (singing): Can learn to be, Human too!
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Roo-baka-tee-gah, roo-baka-tee-gee, Zoo-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka too-baka, Too-bee pau-wagau to-pah
 * Pinocchio/Mowgli: Gee, cousin Ralphie, you're doing real good.
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Now, here's your part of the deal, cuz. Lay the secret on me of man's red fire.
 * Pinocchio/Mowgli: But I don't know how to make fire
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie (singing): Now, don't try to kid me, man-cub, I made a deal with you, What I desire is man's red fire, To make my dream come true, Now give me the secret, man-cub, Come on, clue me what to do, Give me the power of man's red flower, So I can be like you
 * Timon/Bagheera: Fire! So that's what that scoundrel's after.
 * Goofy/Baloo: I'll tear him limb from limb, I'll beat him, I'll.. I'll..  ummm, yeah, well, man, what a beat!
 * Timon/Bagheera: Will you stop that silly beat business and listen! This will take brains, not brawn.
 * Goofy/Baloo: You better believe it! And I'm loaded with both.
 * Timon/Bagheera: Would you listen?
 * Goofy/Baloo: Oh, yeah, yeah
 * Timon/Bagheera: Now, while you create a disturbance I'll rescue Louie. Got that?
 * Goofy/Baloo: I'm gone then, solid gone.
 * Timon/Bagheera: Not yet, Goofy!
 * Goofy/Baloo: Hey! (singing) Da-zaap bon-ronee, Hap ba-dee dee-lap-da-non, Hene-bebe-re, Doot zaba-doo-dee-day, Doo-bam doo-boo-bee-bay, Bo-bom, za-ba-pa-panney!
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Abba-do-dee?
 * Goofy/Baloo: With a reep-bon-naza!
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Eh ba-daba doy
 * Goofy/Baloo: Well-a-la-ba zini
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: War-la-bop, boor-la-bop
 * Goofy/Baloo: See-ble-bop, dooney
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Ooh, ooh, ooh!
 * Goofy/Baloo: With a huh, huh, huh, huh!
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Rrrawr, rrrawr
 * Goofy/Baloo: Get mad, baby!
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Hada-lada hada-lada
 * Goofy/Baloo: With a hada-lada hadoo-doo
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Oodle-loodle-oodle-loodle
 * Goofy/Baloo: Ooh-doo-daa-daa-daa
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: Doodle-doot, doodle-doot
 * Goofy/Baloo: Zee-ba-da-da Haba-da
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie (singing): Yoo-hoo-hoo
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Bop-do-wee
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie (singing): I wanna be like you
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Hum dee oobee-do-ba
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie and Goofy/Baloo (singing): I wanna walk like you
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Dee
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie and Goofy/Baloo (singing): Talk like you
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Too
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie and Goofy/Baloo (singing): Too-oo-oo!
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Wee be-dee be-dee do
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie and Goofy/Baloo (singing): You see it's true, hoo-hoo
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Shoo-ba dee-do
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie and Goofy/Baloo (singing): Someone like me-ee-ee
 * All Characters/Monkeys (singing): Shoo-be do-bee do-bee
 * Donald Duck/Flunkey Monkey (singing): Can learn to be like someone like me
 * Goofy/Baloo: Take me home, Daddy!
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie and Goofy/Baloo (singing): Can learn to be like someone like you
 * Lord Ralphie/King Louie: One more time!
 * Goofy/Baloo (singing): Yeah! Can learn to be like someone like me Zee-dee-dee bop-bop-botta Doodle-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat un-dat... Ehh..
 * Woody/Monkey #3: It's Pacha, the fat man!
 * Buzz Lightyear/Monkey #4: Yeah, that's him!
 * Prince Cornelius/Monkey #1: How'd he get in there?
 * Pinocchio/Mowgli: Goofy, it's you.
 * Goofy/Baloo: Whew. Ha ha ha. Man, that's what I call a swingin' party.