Cartoons Most Wanted Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript:

 * (Pete'sDragonRockz Productions logo shows up)
 * Narrator: The world’s greatest criminal has stolen the greatest treasures, escaped the greatest prisons. And he bears a strong resemblance to someone you know…
 * Sinister Mouse/Constantine: It’s not easy being mean.
 * Charlie Brown/Walter: It’s Cairngorm, the world’s most dangerous womble.
 * Paddington Bear/Fozzie Bear: Check this out. Ah ah!
 * Charlie Brown/Walter: Oh, look, it’s Danger Mouse.
 * Paddington Bear/Fozzie Bear: Ah!
 * Charlie Brown/Walter: Huh! What did you do with Orinoco?!
 * Sinister Mouse/Constantine: Boo.
 * Danger Mouse/Kermit the Frog: Aaaahhhh! There must be some mistake. I am Danger the White Mouse. You know I’m not Sinister.
 * Henry's Mom/Nadya: You're going to be here awhile.
 * Danger Mouse/Kermit the Frog: Hi-ho, Danger the White Mouse here.
 * Sinister Mouse/Constantine: Dan-ger the White Mouse heere. I am Danger Mouse and now you guys have all the freedom you want.
 * Cartoons/Muppet: What?!
 * Ethelred/Gonzo: When do I do the indoor running of the bulls?
 * (The Bull Fight "The Book of Life)
 * Belle (Beauty and The Beast)/Salma Hayek: Aah!
 * Timothy Q. Mouse/Scooter: I can’t watch.
 * Lord Faquaad (Shrek)/Dominic Badguy: Putrid. International tour manager.
 * Paddington Bear/Fozzie Bear: Lord Badguy?
 * Lord Faquaad/Dominic Badguy: Bad-Gee. It's French.
 * Cartoons/Muppet: Oh.
 * Sinister Mouse/Consantine: My name will go down in history as greatest thief of all-time.
 * Lord Faquaad/Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
 * Sinister Mouse/Constantine: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar, your name.
 * Henry's Mom/Nadya: Hit it, boys.
 * Various Human Characters: Ooooh!
 * Narrator: This spring.
 * Charlie Brown/Walter: Do you guys think that Danger Mouse's been acting a little weird lately?
 * Jeopardy Mouse/Miss Piggy: That’s ridiculous. He’s never been more caring and devoted to me!
 * Alfred (Johnson and Friends)/Rizzo the Rat: Yeah. That’s what we’re saying.
 * Narrator: Lord Faquaad, Aladdin, and Henry's Mom.
 * Aladdin/Jean Pierre Napoleon: This is myCAR. It is illegal now for its massive tires.
 * Narrator: Plus so many Hollywood stars. It will leave you wanting more.
 * Hubie/Statler: Yeah. No more.
 * BertieWaldorf: Ahh.
 * Dr. Ivo Robotnik (Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog)/Danny Trejo: Waka! Waka!
 * Charlie Brown/Walter: There's only one guy in this world who could save us. Only one womble who can restore order.
 * Danger Mouse/Kermit the Frog: Let's get out of here!
 * Charlie Brown/Walter: Bring justice and set things right!
 * Paddington Bear/Fozzie Bear: You are talking about Danger Mouse, right?
 * Hunter (Storks)/Sam the Eagle: C.I.A.
 * Aladdin/Jean Pierre Napoleon: Interpol.
 * Hunter (Storks)/Sam the Eagle: This is my travel badge. Here is my real badge.
 * Aladdin/Jean Pierre Napoleon: You must've been looking at the wrong badge!
 * Hunter (Storks)/Sam the Eagle: Wha? You were saying?
 * Narrator: Cartoons Most Wanted.
 * Zipper/Animal: Sequel!
 * Danger Mouse/Kermit the Frog: I am not Sinister!
 * Henry's Mom/Nadya: Lights out! Turn them back on, I can't see anything. You have to wait till I'm, like, out of the hallway!