Despicable Me 2 (Disney and Sega Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * Mighty Mouse: Good night, Peppa. Good night, Giselle. Hold your horses.Who are you texting?
 * Giselle: My friend, Averie.
 * Mighty Mouse: Averie? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?
 * Giselle: Does it matter?
 * Mighty Mouse: No, no, it doesn't matter unless it's a boy!
 * Emily Elephant: I know what makes you a boy.
 * Mighty Mouse: Who? You do?
 * Emily Elephant: Your baldhead.
 * Mighty Mouse: Oh, yes.
 * Emily Elephant: Sometimes I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep.
 * Mighty Mouse: Good night, Emily. Never get older.
 * Pearl: Mr. Mouse. Agent Pearl Pureheart of the Anti-Villain League. You have to come with me.
 * Mighty Mouse: Oh, sorry, I... Freeze!
 * Pearl: You know, you really should announce your weapons only after you fire them. For example, lipstick-taser! Get in there!
 * Thomas: Mouse!
 * Roddy: To infinity... and beyond!
 * Tidyup: What the...
 * North: We are the Anti-Villain League, dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.
 * Roddy and Thomas: Wow.
 * Berk: And a new villain has surfaced.You know how a villain thinks. That's why we brought you here.
 * Mighty Mouse: Pins and needles!
 * Berk: I am the league's director, Berk.
 * Roddy: Blue Monster.
 * SpongeBob and Thomas: (Laughing)
 * Berk: Hilarious.
 * Emily Elephant: Are you really gonna save the world?
 * Mighty Mouse: That's right, baby! Gru's back in the game with cool cars, gadgets...
 * Pearl Pureheart: How are they working?
 * Mighty Mouse: And weapons!
 * Rae: Fire!
 * Simon: Bee-do! Bee-do! Bee-do! Bee-do! Bee-do! Bee--
 * Mighty Mouse: (Sighs)
 * Simon: Bee-do! Bee-- (Yells)