Children Age Trailer/Transcript

Trailer 1Edit

 * (The whole entire scene where Oscar gets spots on his egg, and the ice breaks in through. Meanwhile he falls in stones and gets squished by Sulley)
 * (Amzy Yzma B.C.)
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): You're an embarrassment to nature. Ya know that?
 * (Oscar gets bonked)
 * Oscar (Oscar's Oasis): Hey!
 * (ICE AGE IS COMING)

Trailer 2Edit

 * (Oscar getting the egg on the tree and gets electrocuted)
 * Dog Announcer (Chicken Little): Prepare for the ice age!
 * Narrator: The tempature is heading down.
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): Freezing my hood off
 * Melvin (Chicken Little): But how do we know it's an ice age?
 * Larry (VeggieTales in the House): Because of all THE ICE!!!
 * Narrator: And the whole world's heading south.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: (Screaming)
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): Get off me!
 * Narrator: And accept four misfits going the other way.
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): I'm. Not. Goin'! (SpongeBob gets shocked)
 * Narrator: Who are about to discover somthing that brings them together.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: We should return her.
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): If you're lookin' for the veggies, I'm gonna reach them before the pass closes up with snow.
 * Narrator: Now, they're looking out for the kid.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: From now on you'll have to refer to me as Lord of the Flame!
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): Hey, Lord of the Flame, your pants' on fire.
 * Narrator: And everyone else better look out for them.
 * (Sandy Screams)
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: I actully thought you were gonna eat me.
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): I don't eat junk food.
 * ("Why Can't We Be Friends" starts)
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Help me.
 * (SpongeBob sliding snow)
 * All: Run!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Sulley! Wahoo! Captain, iceberg ahead!
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): This, I gotta see.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm fine! I'm gonna die!!! Sulley!
 * (Lightning McQueen catches Boo)
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Wahoo!
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): Where's the child...... THERE SHE IS!!!
 * (Pause)
 * Narrator: Ice Age.
 * (Sulley squishes Oscar)
 * (COMING SOON)

Final TrailerEdit

 * Dog Announcer (Chicken Little): Prepare for the ice age!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Ice age?
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): I've heard of these crackpots.
 * Scratch (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog): Subarctic tempatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years.
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): So you got three melons?
 * Narrator: This march, chill with John Goodman.
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): Does this look like a petting zoo to you? Huh? (Yells in pain. Oscar faints)
 * Narrator: Tom Kenny.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: From now on you'll have to refer to me as Lord of the Flame!
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): Hey Lord of the Flame, your pants' on fire.
 * (SpongeBob screaming)
 * Narrator: Owen Wilson.
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): You're a little low on the food chain to mouth it off!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: You say that, but you don't mean it!
 * (Lightning McQueen knocks SpongeBob in the head)
 * Narrator: And Oscar.
 * Oscar (Oscar's Oasis): Doh!
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): Ya lost aren't ya?
 * (Lightning McQueen flicks Oscar the lizard)
 * (SpongeBob gets hit by a snowball)
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: That's it! You're out of the herd!
 * (Lightning shrugs)
 * Narrator: They'll anser the call of the wild.
 * (SpongeBob sees Marlin)
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Ha! A fish!
 * Narrator: And they'll only go (SpongeBob sees King Koopa) where no character has gone before. From an academy award winning Zuka Misaka. Amzy Yzma presents a Annoying Minions Productions.
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): Stick together. It's easy to get lost in here (SpongeBob gets bonked and his tongue is stuck in the ice)
 * Narrator: The story of four strangers who go from sub-zero.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Backscratcher!
 * Narrator: Two heroes..
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: C'mon, keep up with me.
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): I wondered you were moving!
 * Lightning McQueen (Cars): Move, sponge! (Echoes) Sponge, sponge, sponge!
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Way to go, racecar. (Yelling) Captain, iceberg ahead!
 * Narrator: Ice Age.
 * SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay! You're OK, You're OK. (Oscar sees SpongeBob) I could kiss ya! (SpongeBob Smooches Lightning McQueen) Yuck!
 * Sulley (Monsters Inc.): You're an embarrassment to nature. Ya know that?
 * ("Ice, Ice Baby" starts. MARCH 15th)