Mammals (Storks) Trailer/Transcript

Trailer

 * Nick Wilde: Seriously?
 * Bean (UMIGO): I am not talking to you. I'm mad at you!
 * NIck Wilde: Oh, no, really?
 * Baby Mowgli (The Jungle Book): (Giggling)
 * Thaddeus (The Star): I'm gonna devour this thing!
 * Rufus (The Star): This tastes like flowers.
 * Thaddeus (The Star): Okay. This tiny thing is now a wolf, everybody! Hey, I want it to walk around in circles.
 * Rufus (The Star): Yes.
 * Thaddeus (The Star): Before it lays down.
 * Rufus (The Star): Yes, yes.
 * Thaddeus (The Star): That's my favorite thing to teach.
 * Bean (UMIGO): Grab the baby, let's go!
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 * Nick Wilde: You're probably asking yourself how a emotion, a girl and a baby wound up in this situation. Let me go back and start at the beginning of the story.
 * Prince John: Nick Wilde! You know why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can't see glass?
 * Nick Wilde: I do not.
 * Prince John: Power move. I'm getting out of babies and into package delivery.
 * Both: Our new phones!
 * Nick Wilde: Cool, cool, cool, cool. Very cool.
 * Prince John: One day, it'll all be yours, barring any monumental screwup.
 * Nick Wilde: Orphan Bean?
 * Bean (UMIGO): Nick Wilde? Oh, ah, Bean is just fine. Orphan hurts my heart.
 * Nick Wilde: That's a
 * (Alvin Clip): Chipmunk
 * (Timothy Q. Mouse Clip): A mouse
 * (Horton Clip): There's an elephant, they cannot fly!
 * Horton: She's helping us achieve our dreams.
 * Bean (UMIGO): This is gonna be great, guys!
 * Nick Wilde: Honey Lemon, whoa. What is that?
 * Bean (UMIGO): It's a baby!
 * Nick Wilde and Bean: Aww!
 * Nick Wilde: Toons don't deliver babies anymore!
 * Bean (UMIGO): If this baby finds her family, then maybe I can find mine.
 * Nick Wilde: You'll find your family.
 * Bean (UMIGO): You think?
 * Nick Wilde: For sure.
 * Bean (UMIGO): This is crazy. We're delivering a baby!
 * Nick Wilde: If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat!
 * Danny (Cats Don't Dance): Powder! Baby powder! Have you seen a red-headed lady and a emotion?
 * Gopher (Winnie the Pooh): I don't know what you're talkin' about.
 * Surly (The Nut Job): I saw two that fit that description the other day!
 * Baloo (The Jungle Book): No, man, I will not be your friend.
 * Danny (Cats Don't Dance): Sorry, thought we were vibing.
 * Anna (Frozen): We're gonna destroy the whole roof?
 * Eddie (Little People): We have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks deliver my baby brother.
 * Kristoff (Frozen): What he said.
 * Eddie (Little People): Dads are fun, moms are mean.
 * Kristoff (Frozen): I heard that!
 * Anna (Frozen): Moms are fun, too!
 * Nick Wilde: Put down that baby!
 * Leonard (The Angry Birds Movie): Shh!
 * Rufus (The Star): Are you in love?
 * Thaddeus (The Star): I am in love. Are you in love?
 * Rufus (The Star): I'm in love, too.
 * Thaddeus (The Star): I agree, I agree, I agree, I agree!
 * Baby Mowgli (The Jungle Book): (Laughing)