Despicable Me (Disney and Sega Style) Trailer/Transcript

Transcripts

 * Mighty Mouse: Oh! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! (Laughing)
 * Narrator: For Mighty Mouse being a supervillian isn't easy.
 * Mighty Mouse: We stole the Statue of Liberty. The small one from Las Vegas.
 * Narrator: He has to control...
 * Mighty Mouse: Listen up please.
 * Narrator: An army of childrens.
 * Mighty Mouse: Oh?
 * Narrator: He has to outsmart...
 * Mighty Mouse: What?
 * Sinister Mouse: Ha!
 * Narrator: A ruthless arch enemy.
 * Mighty Mouse: A shrink ray? No! Oh, I hate that guy.
 * Narrator: And he's about to inherit...
 * Peppa Pig: Hello?
 * Mighty Mouse: (Yells)
 * Narrator: Three small problems.
 * Mighty Mouse: You will night cry, or sneeze, or burp or fart. No annoying sounds.
 * Emily Elephant: Does this count as annoying?
 * Mighty Mouse: (Sighs) Fire now!
 * Narrator: From Disney and Sega.
 * Mighty Mouse: We are going to pull off the true crime of the century! We are going to steal the moon!
 * Narrator: The creators who brought you Children Age and Baloo Hears a Children.
 * Mighty Mouse: I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet... What?
 * Peppa Pig and Giselle: (Laughing)
 * Bubbles (The Powepuff Girls): You're funny.
 * Mighty Mouse: (Groans) (Laughing)
 * Sinister Mouse: By the time I'm done with Mighty, he's gonna be begging for mercy!
 * Mighty Mouse: (Screaming)
 * Orinoco: We have to hold him. And fast.
 * Narrator: This summer just because he's a bad guy doesn't mean he's a bad guy.
 * Wreck-It Ralph: Three little kittens, started to yawn.
 * Emily Elephant: Now make them drink the milk.
 * Mighty Mouse: Wow. This is garbage. You actually like this?
 * Narrator: Despicable Me (Disney and Sega Style). In eye-popping 3-D.
 * Emily Elephant: He's so fluffy I'm going to die!
 * Rabbit: All you gotta do is just knock down that spaceship.
 * Emily Elephant: Aw!
 * Rabbit: Oh, somebody's got a frownie face.
 * Mighty Mouse: Okay. My turn. Knocked over!
 * Emily Elephant: It's so fluffy!