The Angry Toons Movie Trailer/Transcript

Trailer/Transcript:

 * Mater: Tada!
 * Oliver (Oliver & Company): (Screaming)
 * Mater: No, no, no, no, no! Happy hatch day to you.
 * (Oliver Cry Clip): Happy
 * Squidward Tentacles (SpongeBob SquarePants): Hatch day, dear Oliver wheat allergy, doesn't like clowns. Oh, boy. Happy hatch day to you!
 * Oliver (Oliver & Company): (Screaming)
 * Mater: That's me, Mater.
 * (Guido Clip): Ever since I was a kid, I never really fit in.
 * Mater: No one understands me.
 * (Mater getting mad clip)
 * Erik: Aah!
 * Mater: Nice chat, will ya.
 * Dimitri: There seem to be a recurring issue here! Anger.
 * Mater: I don't think I have an anger issue, I think you got an anger issue. Are you aware that that robe that you're wearing isn't fooling anybody? Voilà!
 * Donkey: Aah!
 * Mike Wazowski: Oh, my gosh.
 * (Image of MartyandFriends Entertainment logo)
 * Jenny McBride: Something's coming! What is that thing?
 * Bosco: Greetings! From the world of the dogs!
 * Mater: These dogs mysterious and weird, am I right? I don't trust them!
 * (Dogs look down the cliff)
 * Mater: I think they're up to something!
 * Dimitri: Your opinion is not needed!
 * Mater: Beak, wing, giblets!
 * Bosco: That went well, if you hear me.
 * Olaf: The dogs are stealing our eggs!
 * Bosco: Set sail for Doggy Island!
 * Dimitri: You tried to tell us, but we didn't listen. What do we do now?
 * Mater: That is where they went, and so that is where we're going!
 * Olaf: It's show time!
 * Mater: (Groans) We're gonna get those eggs back! Come on, we're toons! We're descendants from dinosaurs! We're not supposed to be nice!
 * (Marie looks angry)
 * Dimitri: Holy moly!
 * (Marie cute with eyes): Yeah
 * Mater: Point made. Time to get angry! Fire!
 * Bosco: That guy again?
 * Tigress: Take that, dogs!
 * Mater: Well, how about that?
 * (Tigress Punches Tai Lung)
 * Mater: She can shoot fireballs out of her butt.
 * Fender: I told you not to mess with me!
 * Bosco: Call in the Doggy Air Force!
 * Mater: Hey, he's coming back!
 * Oh: Did we win?
 * Mater: Can we get an ice pack for Oh?
 * Olaf: Medic! I'm getting ready. I wasn't ready!
 * Mater: Olaf, is that you?
 * Olaf: This is the house of horrors!
 * Mike Wazowski: Oh, my gosh.