Childrens (Storks) Trailer/Transcript

Teaser Trailer

 * Colonel K: It’s an image old as time, a baby swaddled in white delivered by the stork. How quant? But you’ll find here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I’m here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility. We have perfected and streamlined the process, devising a zero mistake work flow. Using the most cutting edge technology coupled with over seventy-five years of hard worn experience, our new process has been described as, perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic.
 * Tinker Bell: Phew.
 * Colonel K: We work hard just so you can hear the four most precious words in human language, “Goo-goo, gah-gah.” So when you’re looking for a baby delivery you can count The Stork Delivery Service. Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver! What was that? Oh, no.
 * Tinker Bell: My bad.
 * Colonel K: Aah! Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
 * Muppet Babies & Peppa Pig Characters: (Giggling)
 * Baby Mowgli: (Laughing)

Sneak Peek

 * Caillou: I love you, brother. It's like we're best friends that live together.
 * Charlie Brown: Mom, Dad, I've decided I want a baby brother. Dear Stork delivery service, our son really deserves a baby brother. P.S. He has to have ninja skills!
 * Colonel K: E.B.! I saved this company by getting out of babies and into package delivery. One day it'll all be yours, barring any monumental screw up.
 * E.B.: Tinker Bell, whoa. What is that?
 * Baby Gonzo: (Laughing)
 * E.B.: Cool beans. Storks don't deliver babies anymore. If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat!
 * Jose Carioca: Baby powder. Homing pigeon powers activate!
 * Tinker Bell: I wanna see the baby!
 * E.B.: No, no, no! Just a brief exposure to baby cuteness can ruin your life.
 * Baby Hercules: Wow!
 * E.B. and TinkerBell: Aww!
 * Narrator: Childrens.
 * Colonel k: Aah! Aah! Ooh! Ooh!
 * Muppet Babies & Peppa Pig Characters: (Giggling)
 * Narrator: This film is not yet rated.