Around the World in 80 Days (Disney and Sega Style) Trailer/Transcript

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 * Clara: (Sigh)
 * Narrator: If Clara thinks her special day will be easy.
 * Clara: Ugh! I think I just got hit by a meteorite.
 * Narrator: She's in for a big...
 * Hans: Clara, you're, like,really glowing.
 * Narrator: Big...
 * Clara: This can't be happening.
 * Narrator: Big surprise!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: This is impossible!
 * Grimsby: Whoa!
 * Megara: Here comes the bride!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: Hello? What's going on?
 * King Triton: The name is King Triton. Over the last 50 years, I have captured childrens
 * Gadget Hackwrench: But I don't belong here. I'm not a rodent!
 * King Triton: Whoa!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: Sorry.
 * King Triton: Say hello to Thomas!
 * Thomas: Hola.
 * King Triton: Here we have Paddington Bear.
 * Paddington Bear: Finally, some action. Cha-cha! Ninja! Ha! Ow!
 * King Triton: This handsome fellow is Orinoco
 * Orinoco: (Laughing) (Yells)
 * King Triton: We call this thing Berk.
 * Berk: Hi, there!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: Yuck!
 * Paddington Bear: She's speechless.
 * Berk: She? A boy. Look at his boobies.
 * Paddingtion Bear: We need to have a talk.
 * Narrator: From the creators of The Horstachio of Notre Dame and Orinoco (Shrek).
 * Maxiums I.Q.: Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. However, but most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. Maxiums I.Q out.
 * Johnny Bravo: Professor Utonium, what do we do?
 * Professor Utonium: Boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants.
 * Ed Edd n Eddy Characters: Ew!
 * Narrator: When Galaxy Cats attack...
 * King Triton: We need raw power! We need... childrens.
 * Narrator: These guys got your back.
 * Berk: Ah! My back! Just kidding! I don't have a back! Welcome! We're here to destroy you!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: I can't fight that thing. I'm hyperventilating. (Panting) Does anybody have a giant paper bag?
 * Orinoco: Foot!
 * Berk: I got him, you guys! I got...
 * Narrator: On March 27th.
 * Maxiums I.Q.: Let the birth of my new planet, begin!
 * Narrator: From Disney and Sega.
 * Gadget Hackwrench: Guys, we're a team.
 * Paddington Bear: And we're gonna take that Galaxy Cats down! (Groans) Papa's a little out of shape.
 * Narrator: The most eye-popping event of the year.
 * Maxiums I.Q.: You'll never defeat me! What the Flagnard?!
 * Narrator: It's coming in 3D.
 * Paddington Bear: Wow!
 * Gadget Hackwrench: Aah! Berk! Help Me
 * Berk: Sorry. I was staring at this bird over there.
 * Narrator: Disney and Sega's Childrens vs. Galaxy Cats.
 * Berk: Hi. You can call me Berk. Did I come on too strong? I'm a little rusty. Oh, I feel so stupid. I think that JELL-O gave me a fake phone number.